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Official Thread of why Katy Perry is better than Taylor Swift

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dear op,

please go drown in a pool of cancer. thanks.

yours sincerely,

taytay

 

You just jealous because Katy Perry is better in every way <3

 

Sincerly

 

PooPoo

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I do not condone this.

Katy Perry doesn't understand my feelings like Taylor Swift does. Katy Perry doesn't know shit about that old relationship you had which's still itching you deep under, Taylor Swift knows and understand how one feels, it's a shoulder to cry on. You can't cry on Katy Perrys shoulder because her boobs are in the way.

 

Also: http://gawker.com/taylor-swift-and-katy-perry-hate-each-other-a-theory-a-1632472696

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I do not condone this.

Katy Perry doesn't understand my feelings like Taylor Swift does. Katy Perry doesn't know shit about that old relationship you had which's still itching you deep under, Taylor Swift knows and understand how one feels, it's a shoulder to cry on. You can't cry on Katy Perrys shoulder because her boobs are in the way.

 

Also: http://gawker.com/taylor-swift-and-katy-perry-hate-each-other-a-theory-a-1632472696

 

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dear op,

please go drown in a pool of cancer. thanks.

yours sincerely,

taytay

What about TayTay vs Paris Hilton?

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Confirming that if you don't like Taylor Swift you're basically a slobbering sub-human orange 'cheeto' rather than a master race dank dark purple PEGACORN

 

+1 made me chuckle

 

EDIT: No rep anymore :(

Why isn't this a poll? Boobs vs Bones

 

wanted to add one but decided against it because idk

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Confirming that if you don't like Taylor Swift you're basically a slobbering sub-human orange 'cheeto' rather than a master race dank dark purple PEGACORN

 

I laughed, but had to neg anyway for reasons.

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