Have Clam! Need Beer! Now We Are Officially AWFUL!

[dirtd0g 1,181]

Due to leadership dissonance between JKLB Mafia commanders the most active of the LIMBO playerbase has dropped tags.

 

 

This is a bittersweet outcome for me. LIMBO was an adopted baby I helped build from the tattered ruins left over from the original JIMBO split and first RELIC exodus. The ultimatum I was given forced my hand in joining this new exodus and helping to lead the top and most active players on a new endeavor.

 

 

LIMBO est Mort...

 

You may press "F" to pay your respects at any time.

 

LIMBO’s core has been ripped out of its chest. It is now LIMBO only in name.

 

We will soldier on, rebuild it, bigger, faster, stronger, better.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ

 

So, interested in a new old clan of skilled players? Want to stronghold? Want to skirmish? Want to hop on the map when the rewards are good enough?

 

Join… Whatever the fuck we’re going to be called and help us name our new clan!

 

Clan Charter and Rules:

 

[Clan Name] is a clan focused on gathering great players with good attitudes and resiliant emotional constitutions to platoon, stronghold, and tournament together. Without focusing on the daily global map grind or any other long-term in-game commitment, we will excel at whatever we do whenever we do it. Forum warriors, Jimmie Rustlers, and loveable rapscallions are welcome to apply.

 

The right personality is a must. Statistical requirements will be strict. Being regularly active will be important to maintain a poisition with [Clan Name]. Strong, easygoing people who are active and good at the game means we will have regular stronghold bonuses, top torunament teams, an endless supply of great players to platoon with, and the option of partaking in campaigns and other limited global map events.

 

We play often, we play well, we play on our terms.

 

 

Our Rules are Simple

 

[1] Be active. 45 days inactive is an auto-kick. We understand that shit happens, but we have a community to maintain. You can always reapply later, gives us a heads up that you'll be away for awhile, or just realize you hate this fucking game and probably aren't going to play any more.

 

[2] Be on TS3 while you play. A mic is preffered; we would like to be able to hear your squeaky prepubescent voice and make fun of it. At least check in as important news and updates are relayed through the program. We enjoy and cherish the social aspect of our clan. Join in on the fun or don't join at all. We don't want people wearing our tags alone in pubs.

 

[3] Register on our private forums. It's how we organize team-play events and gives you a voice in our community. Our posts are of the highest quality and include threads on anime, gay sex, straight sex, sex sex, gross sex, butt sex, ear sex, politics, NSFW/NSFL, education, bullshit, and stuff.

 

[4] No butthurt. If you are easily offended, prone to having a slight breeze rustle your jimmies, or cry in the fetal position and run to daddy every time someone calls you a "shitter", you will not fit in here. If you cannot handle your own shit, don't even bother. Your commander and officers are not your parents. If we were, we would try and get 124th trimester abortions to become legal.   

 

[5] Don't be a cock-sucking ass-fucking feces-spewing bunghole. While we tolerate a healthy amount of tomfoolery and dickish behavior, spamming racial slurs and ignorant bigotted bullshit in all chat and stuff causes more trouble than you are probably worth. If you are going to offend someone, be creative. If it makes your commander laugh, discipline won't be harsh.

 

[6] Strive to improve. While we know stats are not everything, we due value performance information. If you fall below our standards you WILL wear a "Shitter" tag in TS3 until you are up to snuff. You will be surrounded by, at a minimum, top 5% players or better. Utilize our knowledge and take this time to play with the best we have to offer.

 

Clan Heirarchy:

 

Commander - DirtD0G

Head of Recruitment - _Knobby

XO 'Cause it Makes him Feel Good - Mort

Meaningless Assholes - Everyone Else

[Death_Rattle_Shakes 72]

can't upboat

[cheesyhoney 293]

F

[Joyrider216 1,028]

First one in the Clanu!

 

Can't decide what name to vote for though...

[Ollie Tabooger 614]

name your new clan L0LI and join us in our glorious holy crusade against these Wargaming infidels!

[An_Arty_Player_Hits_You 473]

F

[cheesyhoney 293]

name your new clan L0LI and join us in our glorious holy crusade against these Wargaming infidels!

i vote LOLI

[Quantumkiwi 90]

BURTLCUMS

BURTL

I dont know why, just popped into my head.

 

FFF

[Guthixnut 22]

Dirt, I do not see my avatar on your picture, I am disappoint.   -_-

[PrimeDynasty 370]

F

[dirtd0g 1,181]

Dirt, I do not see my avatar on your picture, I am disappoint.   -_-

 

AHHHH! You're in the chest Draz is holding.

[Quantumkiwi 90]

[Patient0 794]

F

Suggesting clan name SAUR as subsidiary of the cancerous Bulbawards :^)

[LordSilen 81]

F

[Flaksmith 934]

Saw this coming from a mile away. Despite having just casual observations from the outside I always felt that LIMBO's atmosphere wasn't welcome with the rest of the mafia (especially JIMBO), specifically in their willingness and ability to play gud, involvement in communities outside the mafia, and most importantly their sense of humor.

 

clan name suggestions:

DERT

HARDY

...can't think of anything else.

If I can, I'd love to join you guys :^)

Edited February 15, 2015 by Flaksmith

[Mamas_Calvin 133]

Use mah ePeen tags :-)

[Reppic27 78]

What's this now?!

 

[MagentaPanda 715]

F

Suggesting clan name SAUR as subsidiary of the cancerous Bulbawards :^)

Raise reqs to 3k and have 3 members too. 

 

Good luck guys :^)

 

Did see this coming too. Hope you guys are happier. 

[Guthixnut 22]

F

Suggesting clan name SAUR as subsidiary of the cancerous Bulbawards :^)

I don't know if we have enough Asians to do that...

[Otis 370]

F

 

Voted for RSTLE but was disappointed at the lack of o7Mort related options.

[hallo1994 603]

 

Can I join your new clam?

[Luna 3,443]

F

 

Best of luck to you guys, I've always enjoyed playing with and against you.

 

(can my alt join?)

[KnobbyHobbGoblin 1,002]

F

 

Oh, and also talk to me about recruitment.

[PrimeDynasty 370]

F

 

Oh, and also talk to me about recruitment.

*Pssh* Fix your sig

[KnobbyHobbGoblin 1,002]

*Pssh* Fix your sig

rgr rgr

 

(can my alt join?)

pm me