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Are you tired of being a slave to the time-sink of clanwars?

Do you hate yourself for playing this awful game?

Are you good at this awful game?

 

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then AWFUL may be the clan for you!

 

AWFUL is a high skill clan focused on platooning and competitive teamplay through weekly tournaments and stronghold battles (pls don't bully our shack stronghold :(). We also plan to take part in future campaigns and other global map events, but participation would be completely optional.

 

What we're look for from applicants:

       2600 Recent WN8

       60% Recent win rate

       Average Tier 6+

       A minimum of 5000 battles

       Must have Teamspeak 3 and working microphone.

       (Overall stats above 1900 WN8 and 55% win rate are preferred, but not required.)

 

What we expect from our players:

       1) Check in on us with TS3 regularly.

       2) No rooster-sucking behavior.

       3) Be active!

 

Our players have come from all over, including clans like:

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Come rub elbows with decent players like:

 

 

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Hobnob with professional seal clubbers like:

 

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Play in tournaments, strongholds, and platoon up with officer baddies like:

 

 

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You can even come and make fun of our worst officer:

 

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If You Can't Find Our Worst Officer To Make Fun Of, Here's Our Super Shitter

 

 

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Come and bow down to the amazing mediocrity of our AWFUL leader:

 

 

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Already we have gained a bit of attention - here's what people are saying about us!:

 

"You guys have awful tastes..." - Furfag #1

 

"AWFUL... is that Egyptian for reroll?" - Some rando cent driver

 

"Can I be unbanned from your TS?" - Nope

 

"You're all fucking cunts" - Inkni

 

"Shfty©" - Shfty

 

"I'm interested as long as a strict anime rule is added." - Ballinbadger

 

"So thanks for the gay porn!" - Future father-in-law

 

"Knobby is your bitch" - Future mother-in-law

 

"I've lost all respect for you..." - Mr. Windmill, himself

 

"I don't really know what your guys are about." - The guy who got featured on Garmin's channel once many times

 

"the troll bullies who got kicked out of the mafia for being duche bags they had fun preying on us like bullies do...."  

- Someone with a clear understanding of events and causality

 

"Mort i talk to you the way i have cause your a sick individual and need mental help...you are a cancer...mort has bullied the mafia members over and over for months and months...we been trying to get him to stop for ever"

- Anti-bully Ranger Toro

 

 

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Interested? Fill out an application on our forums or drop by our teamspeak at teamspeak.awfultankers.com:6465 and talk with some of our players. If you have any questions, business inquiries, or would like anime recommendations, just PM me or another officer - but be prepared to tell a rad story (a key part of our evaluation process.)

 

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Pity pls Help with the upboat thing

Dude, no one else cares.

 

It's likely not even possible, and definitely not worth the trouble if it is.

 

Thanks for caring about my rep tho <3

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Come be AWFUL with us!

 

We are looking for players as good as if not BETTER than our CLAN AVERAGE:

 

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...if only we didn't love our handful of token shitters so much...

 

Come rub elbows with decent players like:

 

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Hobnob with professional seal clubbers like:

 

signature.png

 

Play in tournaments, strongholds, and platoon up with officer baddies like:

 

signature.png

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You can even come and make fun of our worst officer:

 

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Come and bow down to the amazing mediocrity of our AWFUL leader:

 

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Our players have come from all over, including clans like:

 

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Please message _Knobby if you meet our requirements, are highly resistant to butthurt, active, and looking to playing with similarly-skilled and like-minded players!

 

Have a song to listen to!

 

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Come be AWFUL with us!

 

We are looking for players as good as if not BETTER than this:

 

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...if only we didn't love our handful of token shitters so much...

 

 

There must me only one!!!!! I vote for a fight to the death(AKA 1v1 derp cromwells).

No fight, already won

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