In honor of Gashtag's Status: Deciphering the Female Mind

[gingxxx 145]

As one of the very old guys here I like to share a bit of wisdom...

 

1) Men and women can never be just friends. You want to fuck her or you don't care at all.

2) Women are like your own shadow. You can run behind your shadow but you will never catch it.

3) When you realised No. 2, just turn around and walk away and the shadow will start to follow you.

[Garbad 10,517]

Ah, women.  Can't live with them, but biology compels you to try.

[jackquerudo 2,405]

As one of the very old guys here I like to share a bit of wisdom...

 

1) Men and women can never be just friends. You want to fuck her or you don't care at all.

2) Women are like your own shadow. You can run behind your shadow but you will never catch it.

3) When you realised No. 2, just turn around and walk away and the shadow will start to follow you.

 

That's awfully cynical

[FlorbFnarb 537]

Every time I read threads like these I marvel that the human race hasn't gone extinct. No wonder you panda boys spend your time humping pillows and watching porn.

xoxo

P.S. Gash = all cash, no gash. He's a cute engineer but doesn't have enough status/maturity/confidence/game, so is a mere 7. Plus he is angsty and reflective and desperately wants a girlfriend and that comes across as clingy.

An engineer? Somebody needs to post a relevant Dilbert strip then.

[koel76 1,355]

ITT: 

[Gashtag 12,000]

Given the unspoken desire to have it mean something else, one can only deduce that Gashtag wishes it to be more. 

 

P.S.  Gash = all cash, no gash.  He's a cute engineer science nerd but doesn't have enough status/maturity/confidence/game, so is a mere 7.  Plus he is angsty and reflective and desperately wants a girlfriend and that comes across as clingy.

 

Status for sure. Maturity maybe - I dunno, mentally way ahead of most people my age. Confidence potentially, though I don't think this inhibits me much - by nature I'm legit shit at speaking while multitasking. Game, comes with experience I guess, not doing toooo bad for 19 but naturally not at the ancient old wise Garbad levels yet.

 

The clingyness isn't a thing, I'm cool being single/working/learning right now & feel no need to have a woman in my life at all. I mean yeah exercising ego is nice and all, but I feel like that's an irresponsible arrangement if you're not in it for the right reasons and coupled with the fact that I'm not at all desperate to fuck every girl I have an opportunity with I'm pretty chill right now.

 

#realtalk yo

[Drunken_Walrus 1,887]

If ya'll bitches were patrons, you'd know that Gash is fucking SEXAY.

[Zinn 1,333]

So basically, Gash will only show his bits to those who pay

[SynapticSqueeze 46]

Status for sure. Maturity maybe - I dunno, mentally way ahead of most people my age. Confidence potentially, though I don't think this inhibits me much - by nature I'm legit shit at speaking while multitasking. Game, comes with experience I guess, not doing toooo bad for 19 but naturally not at the ancient old wise Garbad levels yet.

 

The clingyness isn't a thing, I'm cool being single/working/learning right now & feel no need to have a woman in my life at all. I mean yeah exercising ego is nice and all, but I feel like that's an irresponsible arrangement if you're not in it for the right reasons and coupled with the fact that I'm not at all desperate to fuck every girl I have an opportunity with I'm pretty chill right now.

 

#realtalk yo

 

/checks born-on date for accuracy

 

Good stuff, it's a great place to be. Not a lot of 19 year olds there, I'd wager. Nothing wrong with a simple roll in the hay, though!

[Ham_ 434]

So basically, Gash will only show his bits to those who pay

gota get some money for gold2silver some how when your poor I guess

[climbinguy 6]

This might help.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/uN_sSXKbzHk" (Barney Stinson's Crazy-Hot scale)

 

Confirmed, I will never need this.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tjkf4huaBQI" (SNL 'Swiftamine' commercial parody)

 

And, lastly:

 

 

He said 'wood'.  Heheh.  heh.

This one works as well. Pretty much the same thing, but more in depth, with a bit more humor added

[Sabocat 123]

Status for sure. Maturity maybe - I dunno, mentally way ahead of most people my age. Confidence potentially, though I don't think this inhibits me much - by nature I'm legit shit at speaking while multitasking. Game, comes with experience I guess, not doing toooo bad for 19 but naturally not at the ancient old wise Garbad levels yet.

 

The clingyness isn't a thing, I'm cool being single/working/learning right now & feel no need to have a woman in my life at all. I mean yeah exercising ego is nice and all, but I feel like that's an irresponsible arrangement if you're not in it for the right reasons and coupled with the fact that I'm not at all desperate to fuck every girl I have an opportunity with I'm pretty chill right now.

 

#realtalk yo

 

 

Honestly, being confidently single is the second fastest way to attract sane desirable women. 

 

The fastest way of course, is to already be dating. Having a woman openly desire you makes you more desirable to other women. I don't know why, it just does.

 

 

But what this honestly says to me is she wants to fuck you but doesn't want an actual serious relationship. The most important thing to realize is this situation is almost certainly temporary. Either, she will grow to like you more and thus see you more, or she will grow to like you less and want to see you less. Or you might not find her that great. Who knows. That being said, regardless of what's what, make sure she is not crazy. Never take the chance of being permanently attached to crazy.

[Evelyn 2,414]

You guys are fucking awful.

[jackquerudo 2,405]

You guys are fucking awful.

this IS an internet forum for a vidya gaim

[Gashtag 12,000]

Quote wall.

If ya'll bitches were patrons, you'd know that Gash is fucking SEXAY.

QT <3

 

So basically, Gash will only show his bits to those who pay

Pretty much this

 

/checks born-on date for accuracy

 

Good stuff, it's a great place to be. Not a lot of 19 year olds there, I'd wager. Nothing wrong with a simple roll in the hay, though!

For sure, I love being in control of my life rather than having all my emotional worth being wrapped up in whether or not another human likes me. Deffo get where you're coming from though.

 

Honestly, being confidently single is the second fastest way to attract sane desirable women. 

 

The fastest way of course, is to already be dating. Having a woman openly desire you makes you more desirable to other women. I don't know why, it just does.

 

 

But what this honestly says to me is she wants to fuck you but doesn't want an actual serious relationship. The most important thing to realize is this situation is almost certainly temporary. Either, she will grow to like you more and thus see you more, or she will grow to like you less and want to see you less. Or you might not find her that great. Who knows. That being said, regardless of what's what, make sure she is not crazy. Never take the chance of being permanently attached to crazy.

Funny story actually, the first thing I sent to her resulted in a five message essay spam when she lost her shit. I ignored, she came back, and back and then gave me her number totally out of the blue.

[BattleMetalChris 289]

[Sabocat 123]

Funny story actually, the first thing I sent to her resulted in a five message essay spam when she lost her shit. I ignored, she came back, and back and then gave me her number totally out of the blue.

 

[koel76 1,355]

hurr durr durr - Those look like balls.

[Garbad 10,517]

1.  Funny story actually, the first thing I sent to her resulted in a five message essay spam when she lost her shit. I ignored, she came back, and back and then gave me her number totally out of the blue.

 

2.  She tells you she is DTF but doesn't see you as relationship material.

She doesn't respect you, and is probably insane.  Run for the hills before your car gets keyed.

[Gashtag 12,000]

There are three ways this could plan out;

 

1. I do a Sela - calmly and methodically escalate with a suspicion that she's crazy and have an escape plan. Running at the optimum time, realise boys are better and then try and try to seduce Rexxie.
2. I do a Kewei - I aggressively push hard and fast calculating the consequences, generally getting into a favourable spot but run a higher risk of getting my car keyed.
3. I do a Garbad - her psycho ex bf comes around and I end up getting stabbed 50 times.

[Garbad 10,517]

 

There are three ways this could plan out;

 

1. I do a Sela - calmly and methodically escalate with a suspicion that she's crazy and have an escape plan. Running at the optimum time, realise boys are better and then try and try to seduce Rexxie.
2. I do a Kewei - I aggressively push hard and fast calculating the consequences, generally getting into a favourable spot but run a higher risk of getting my car keyed.
3. I do a Garbad - her psycho ex bf comes around and I end up getting stabbed 50 times.

 

Do a sela -- she's way too old.  But does she have a preteen sister?  Or brother?

Do a kewei -- ANY HOLE IS A GOAL

Do a garbad -- masturbation and memories is quite sufficient

[Nope 3,180]

Don't put dick in crazy. It's better to fap for a while longer than to get lured into some really messy shit that might be life-changing in all the wrong ways.

[BattleMetalChris 289]

True story:

 

A friend of mine was going out with a girl for about a week.

 

While out in town she suddenly collapsed on the floor. He checked her, she seemed to be breathing but was completely unresposive. Starting to panic now, he asked a few passers by if they could phone an ambulance, and continued trying to get a response out of her.

 

 

After about five minutes she suddenly got up, nothing wrong with her, and she explained it had been 'a test' and that 'if you loved me you'd have known what to do immediately'.

[Paaranoja 1,112]

Penis bonus, pax domus!

[Garbad 10,517]

True story:

True story:

 

So I'm dating this gal.  Her roommate, let's call her A, calls me on Valentine's day afternoon and tells me her car breaks down and she is stranded in city X about 200km away.  She is in tears and needs me to come get her ASAP.  I was like, "OMG are you ok; I'll come help as soon as I can, and call and tell my GF there is an emergency and our plans are postponed."  After I'm on the road for about half an hour she calls back and says she is fine, her car was ok, it was just a test run.  The whole thing was fake.  See, she was dating 4-5 different dudes and couldn't decide which one she wanted to get serious with.  So she devised a test to see which of them reacted the best.  But she decided she needed a known control to compare the boys to, and used me. 

 

ಠ_ಠ

 

P.S.  None of the boys passed.  Or failed, depending on how you look at it.