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Recipe for Shitstorms in Pub Matches

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In five easy steps:

 

1. Find someone named "Bombing_IRAQ".

2. State, "Reported for offensive name."

3. State, "Bombing our home country."

4. Prepare for shitstorm.

5. Profit.

 

 

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Replay evidence of superior success:

 

http://www.mediafire.com/?ksm670q7gob9l0m

 

 

Conclusion:

 

Next time you want a pubbie's attention, make reference to bombing Iraq.

 

 

"If only pubbies reacted this strongly to tactical advice."

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Favorite meltdown.  Match starts.  JP IV in a platoon immediately TKs his platoon mate.  Shitstorm of confused anger erupts.  JP IV gets killed.  Player explains he thought it would be funny to TK his platoon mate and didn't understand why anyone was upset.  Platoonmates spend the rest of the game tearing into each other while the team falls apart.

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I catch a lot of hell sometimes for saying: "Have a great game everybunny!" At the start of a round.

Understandable...given that "Have a nice game" can trigger one.

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My best in-game troll so far was in clan chat. 

 

Clanmate: I just bought my T57 heavy! 

Me: gratz! Though I still can't believe that they nerfed the clip to 3 shots in 8.7 :( 

Clanmate: WHAT?! @#$%@^@&&# WG! 

 

...ten minutes later... 

 

2nd Clanmate: I just checked the test server and the T57 is not nerfed 

 

Me: <trollface> 

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