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Just when I thought the official forum couldn't get any worse....

 

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It all started with a badpoast by Nomad in LUCK's embassy:

 

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tanitha, WG ASIA's producer did his best to shut down nomad, and put a halt to the perceived racism, but the triggering had only just begun. Thandi then made a follow up post, with only a few variations.

 

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Eyewitness accounts of WG after this was posted:

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No.

- Never

 

 

 

 

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And so ended CR/D on SEA, one of the final nails into the offishul SEA forum's coffin has been hammered in.

 

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All I will say is this, happenings are in the works.

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I will need to make one of those parody song write ups I usually make for this. Need to get a decent base song to parody though.

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How autistic and tryannical do you have to be to ban the making fun of a fucking currency? It's not our fault the dong is worth less than actual dongs and the ruble is going to soon be worth actual rubble.

Maybe WG bases playerbase value on the amount of money poured into their coffers, seriously it's liek the forums have comissars 

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call me maybe

Decided on American Pie, will take a while, this is a long song and I need to think of what to write. Got about 1/4 done.

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Actually, you can't get rich with dongs. Their money is less than unworthy compared to other currencies.

Decided on American Pie, will take a while, this is a long song and I need to think of what to write. Got about 1/4 done.

Looking forward to it.

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Weird. The only thing I've seen in CR/D that I'd call offensive was a post by JOC during the PBKAC / TCM racism thang. This smacks of dealing with a chipped nail by hacking off the finger.

 

And anyway, I was looking forward to wall docking PetCo at some time in the not to distant future. How the fuck can I do that without a CR/D subforum?

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Weird. The only thing I've seen in CR/D that I'd call offensive was a post by JOC during the PBKAC / TCM racism thang. This smacks of dealing with a chipped nail by hacking off the finger.

 

And anyway, I was looking forward to wall decking PetCo at some time in the not to distant future. How the fuck can I do that without a CR/D subforum?

LUCK will be kill from game, KAC is already kill from forums.

 

There will be little petco on forums 

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Weird. The only thing I've seen in CR/D that I'd call offensive was a post by JOC during the PBKAC / TCM racism thang. This smacks of dealing with a chipped nail by hacking off the finger.

 

And anyway, I was looking forward to wall docking PetCo at some time in the not to distant future. How the fuck can I do that without a CR/D subforum?

Theres always GD. The other place where pretty much anything goes as long as it isnt a massive middle finger pointed at WG.

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LUCK will be kill from game, KAC is already kill from forums.

 

There will be little petco on forums 

 

Theres always GD. The other place where pretty much anything goes as long as it isnt a massive middle finger pointed at WG.

LOL. I'll work up a good whine about something. Solid text, no punctuation, no memes?

 

This is going to be one dull whale duck. 

 

CR/D was the metagame. It's now like the veneer has been ripped off an antique tabletop. Yes, a dusty and slightly scratched one, but hey.

As for the ghost town aspect; well, ball peen hammers have that affect.

 

Shit, discovering CR/D is what made me want to go join a clan in the first place.

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Finally finished the parody song. Can't think of a good name for it, but I think "The Day the Server Died" is a good one.
 
Sung to the tune of American Pie
 
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that tank game used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could go up the tiers and advance 
And maybe I'd join clan wars for a while
 
But Armageddon made me shiver
With every forum post I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
 
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about Armageddon's prize
But something touched me deep inside
The day the server died
 
So bye, bye, CR'D you've died.
Tanitha closed you down because the Vietnamese cried
And them good ole boys were banned and RO'd tonight
Because they found all about the lies
Because they made some people cry
 
Did you have some clan wars love
And do you have faith in Wargaming above
If the mods just told you so
Now do you believe in farmin' gold
Can you rig games and see the dong flow
And can you teach me how to bot real slow?
 
Well, I know that you've been rigging games
'Cause I saw you farmin' all fame
You both sent all your chips
Western Swabia was in your grip
 
It was in an early timzone we couldn't touch
And with that we just couldn't give a fuck
But I knew I was out of LUCK
The day the server died.
 
I started singing bye, bye, clan wars you've died
Tried to give a fuck, by my rations were dry
Them Vietnamese killed the whole server alright
Singin' there goes the server, it's fried
Goodbye server you've died
 
Now for several years we've been on our own
And we thought our ways were set in stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the server merged, as king and queen
We realized that we've became has-beens
Our throne would no longer belong to you and me
 
Oh, and while the king was looking down
The Viets stole his clan wars crown
Armageddon was adjourned
No verdict was returned
 
And while Viets gave out dirty snarks
And PBKAC thrown into the dark
And we prepared our Noah's ark
The day the server died.
 
We were singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died
No more posts made on your boards, they've all run dry
Them good ole boys left, Armored Warfare they'll try
Singin' maybe Armored Warfare I'll try
 Maybe Fallout 4 I'll buy.
 
Helter skelter Steam's summer swelter
The birds flew off to Fallout 4's shelter
Many players gone and falling fast
Good players left en'masse
The players tried for a forward pass
With the Viets on the server, they're the last.
 
Now the clan wars air was sweet perfume
While the chips all placed and all to tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
 
'Cause the Viets tried to take the field
With the swarm, we had to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the server merged?
 
We started singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died
Botting to tier 10s and rigging, of course we will cry
Them good ole boys stood no chance to fly
Singin' there goes the server, it's fried
Goodbye server you've died
 
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no fucks left to start again
So come on, let's go bot, let's go rig
But we have honor, so that won't stick
'Cause cheaters are the devil's only friend
 
Oh, and as I watched them on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
 
And as the battles went late into the night
To end Armageddon's stupid fight
I saw the Viets laughing with delight
The day the server died
 
They was singing bye, bye, Asian server you're mine
We botted and cheated, and my wallet is dry
Spent all my dong on accounts, I have twenty-five 
Accounts that are full of tier 10 lies.
Botted all of those tier 10 lies.
 
I met a girl whose stats were blue
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the PBKAC store
Where I've read the posts years before
But the fen there said that they wouldn't play
 
And in the streets, the TDs screamed
The heavies fired and their armor gleamed
But not a word was spoken
They were bot accounts all forgotten.
 
And the few men I admire most
The Horse, the Troop3r and my many bros
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the server died
 
And they were singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died
Would give you one fuck, but my supplies have run dry.
My money better spent drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singin' there goes the server, it's fried
Goodbye server you've died
 
They were singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died
It was a great time while it lasted but the fun is all dry
I used to enjoy you before you had to go die
But this'll be the day my account dies...

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LOL. I'll work up a good whine about something. Solid text, no punctuation, no memes?

 

This is going to be one dull whale duck. 

 

CR/D was the metagame. It's now like the veneer has been ripped off an antique tabletop. Yes, a dusty and slightly scratched one, but hey.

As for the ghost town aspect; well, ball peen hammers have that affect.

 

Shit, discovering CR/D is what made me want to go join a clan in the first place.

 

CR/D used to be my rep farm.

Also it was so fun posting there, and you could get away with so much. But alas, those glory days are long over and will never ever return.

 

Is that rly racism ? Like wat. Guess I better wave at the neighbors next time - even if they aren't at home, cuz they come from Africa.. could be racism not do so.

 

Oh yeah. Its racism. Its fine when the vietnamese break the rules in the forums though because their mods say that they arent.

If we were to subtly say someone sucked at tanks, we would probably get r/o'd. If a Vietnamese player were to name and shame someone on their forums, its ok coz their mods say so.

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Finally finished the parody song. Can't think of a good name for it, but I think "The Day the Server Died" is a good one.

Sung to the tune of

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how that tank game used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could go up the tiers and advance

And maybe I'd join clan wars for a while

But Armageddon made me shiver

With every forum post I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried

When I read about Armageddon's prize

But something touched me deep inside

The day the server died

So bye, bye, CR'D you've died.

Tanitha closed you down because the Vietnamese cried

And them good ole boys were banned and RO'd tonight

Because they found all about the lies

Because they made some people cry

Did you have some clan wars love

And do you have faith in Wargaming above

If the mods just told you so

Now do you believe in farmin' gold

Can you rig games and see the dong flow

And can you teach me how to bot real slow?

Well, I know that you've been rigging games

'Cause I saw you farmin' all fame

You both sent all your chips

Western Swabia was in your grip

It was in an early timzone we couldn't touch

And with that we just couldn't give a fuck

But I knew I was out of LUCK

The day the server died.

I started singing bye, bye, clan wars you've died

Tried to give a fuck, by my rations were dry

Them Vietnamese killed the whole server alright

Singin' there goes the server, it's fried

Goodbye server you've died

Now for several years we've been on our own

And we thought our ways were set in stone

But that's not how it used to be

When the server merged, as king and queen

We realized that we've became has-beens

Our throne would no longer belong to you and me

Oh, and while the king was looking down

The Viets stole his clan wars crown

Armageddon was adjourned

No verdict was returned

And while Viets gave out dirty snarks

And PBKAC thrown into the dark

And we prepared our Noah's ark

The day the server died.

We were singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died

No more posts made on your boards, they've all run dry

Them good ole boys left, Armored Warfare they'll try

Singin' maybe Armored Warfare I'll try

Maybe Fallout 4 I'll buy.

Helter skelter Steam's summer swelter

The birds flew off to Fallout 4's shelter

Many players gone and falling fast

Good players left en'masse

The players tried for a forward pass

With the Viets on the server, they're the last.

Now the clan wars air was sweet perfume

While the chips all placed and all to tune

We all got up to dance

Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the Viets tried to take the field

With the swarm, we had to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the server merged?

We started singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died

Botting to tier 10s and rigging, of course we will cry

Them good ole boys stood no chance to fly

Singin' there goes the server, it's fried

Goodbye server you've died

Oh, and there we were all in one place

A generation lost in space

With no fucks left to start again

So come on, let's go bot, let's go rig

But we have honor, so that won't stick

'Cause cheaters are the devil's only friend

Oh, and as I watched them on the stage

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No angel born in Hell

Could break that Satan's spell

And as the battles went late into the night

To end Armageddon's stupid fight

I saw the Viets laughing with delight

The day the server died

They was singing bye, bye, Asian server you're mine

We botted and cheated, and my wallet is dry

Spent all my dong on accounts, I have twenty-five

Accounts that are full of tier 10 lies.

Botted all of those tier 10 lies.

I met a girl whose stats were blue

And I asked her for some happy news

But she just smiled and turned away

I went down to the PBKAC store

Where I've read the posts years before

But the fen there said that they wouldn't play

And in the streets, the TDs screamed

The heavies fired and their armor gleamed

But not a word was spoken

They were bot accounts all forgotten.

And the few men I admire most

The Horse, the Troop3r and my many bros

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the server died

And they were singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died

Would give you one fuck, but my supplies have run dry.

My money better spent drinking whiskey 'n rye

Singin' there goes the server, it's fried

Goodbye server you've died

They were singing bye, bye, Asian server you've died

It was a great time while it lasted but the fun is all dry

I used to enjoy you before you had to go die

But this'll be the day my account dies...

I had to change my mobile version view to webpage view despite with shitty mobile internet so that i can +1 ya.

I might try to sing that.

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