Brown Trout: Name and Shaming Shitters on the High Seas

[Pocktio 730]

Time to shame the Kutusov

Tried to TK me for "camping" and yes I was in range of those torps, so not sure the how he missed the irony of me being the camper. 

He'd full yolo'd, then full yolo'd again and died doing nothing all game. 

 

[Manic_Wombat 248]

I'd like to shame all of the window licking brain dead morons - and there are far too many to name - who keep bringing tier 5 ships into the Raptor Rescue PvE mission. Especially ARP ships and tier 5 destroyers.

I haven't had a game without at least one tier 5 but there's usually two or three every game.

Tier 5 destroyers are just too fragile and the idiots in the ARP ships can't even use the pathetic excuse that they are grinding their ship. What gives with these idiots?

[Jarkorsis 92]

8 hours ago, Manic_Wombat said:

I'd like to shame all of the window licking brain dead morons - and there are far too many to name - who keep bringing tier 5 ships into the Raptor Rescue PvE mission. Especially ARP ships and tier 5 destroyers.

I haven't had a game without at least one tier 5 but there's usually two or three every game.

Tier 5 destroyers are just too fragile and the idiots in the ARP ships can't even use the pathetic excuse that they are grinding their ship. What gives with these idiots?

I agree. Fortunately, we have 5+ people that will help doing the operations, so we can absorb Minekaze or Murmansk. The group takes 2 or 3 shots to get 5 stars usually. The lone exception was the first mission which was the hardest by far,

[Sidus_Preclarum 381]

I miserably failed to get the 5th star in Killer Whale

[FlorbFnarb 537]

This game is as infested with people who throw matches on purpose to troll as WoT is.  I've played eight matches now today, one in the Wyoming which was a win because I got focused and sunk early, the other seven have all been in the St. Louis, and every single one was a guaranteed loss from very early in the match.  In EVERY SINGLE MATCH my battleships adamantly refused to get anywhere near the enemy.  One match I was bottom tier, did 60,000 damage and four kills, and STILL it was a blowout loss with zero chance to win.

To put it bluntly, if you are driving a BB and you go park motionless in a corner sniping from max range all match because you think everybody else should get shot at so you don't, you're a worthless asshole and you need to uninstall.

[cheereereerios 44]

1 hour ago, FlorbFnarb said:

This game is as infested with people who throw matches on purpose to troll as WoT is.  I've played eight matches now today, one in the Wyoming which was a win because I got focused and sunk early, the other seven have all been in the St. Louis, and every single one was a guaranteed loss from very early in the match.  In EVERY SINGLE MATCH my battleships adamantly refused to get anywhere near the enemy.  One match I was bottom tier, did 60,000 damage and four kills, and STILL it was a blowout loss with zero chance to win.

To put it bluntly, if you are driving a BB and you go park motionless in a corner sniping from max range all match because you think everybody else should get shot at so you don't, you're a worthless asshole and you need to uninstall.

Honestly, at those tiers you should just be happy someone or something is playing, it could be hard to tell if they got up and left and the cat sat on the keyboard.

[Hellvn 578]

I sometimes let my 4 year old play the mikasa in coop.  She presses W to sail towards the cap and the secondaries do the rest. (She hasn't grasped mouse and keyboard coordination)

Still comes top 2 in XP...

[Madner Kami 405]

What is the mindset of these people? Why do they even bother? What do they think they can achieve by, what I can only consider intentionally, harming others?

[Rodrigopine 184]

18 hours ago, Madner Kami said:

What is the mindset of these people? Why do they even bother? What do they think they can achieve by, what I can only consider intentionally, harming others?

When you're dumb I'm pretty sure you're not conscious of it. For example, if you call someone out in chat during a match for border humping in their BB and their response is something along the lines of 'STFU, I play the game I want to play for fun' they're too dumb to realize that playing the ship correctly actually feels way more rewarding than being a potato.

[FlorbFnarb 537]

People like doing this shit because they enjoy being an asshole in situations where there's no possibility of consequences.

[Mnemon 38]

26 minutes ago, FlorbFnarb said:

People like doing this shit because they enjoy being an asshole in situations where there's no possibility of consequences.

For the really bad ones, it also gives them influence over battles they're normally too shitty to have an effect on. Acting out is literally their only recourse for a powertrip.

[33nfidel 13]

Pants on head, LoL very PC...

[Sidus_Preclarum 381]

It's not because this guy actually was instrumental in a nice carry  that I will refrain from posting him here :

 

 

 

 

HOW DO I RESEARCH SHIP?

[Mnemon 38]

Those Black Swan battles.

[map381 264]

That Tirpitz DMG is more depressing.

[Madner Kami 405]

4 hours ago, map381 said:

That Tirpitz DMG is more depressing.

No matter how you look at it, every single number in that list is more depressing than the one before.

[Psycodiver 101]

How could it not be a bot? Those numbers just scream bot

[Jarkorsis 92]

good point

[Psycodiver 101]

I nominate this entire team, we barely won because a cruiser went down the center and capped out and if I was on the other team I would be flipping out over a loss like this. Seriously look at the base XP of my entire team on a Win, man they were bad I was only able to carry so far. I won't like I felt dirty after this match because it shouldn't have been a win

 

[Pocktio 730]

TIme to name and shame this salty german clam:

 

 

I went from one side of the map to the next.Smoked up the Rafa Tirpitz who overextended on the middle too, so I was actually trying to contribute despite being bottom tier. I then got flanked, BBs behind me and infront - our BBs obviously not doing much. So I sneak into A, but I see the Benson and Tirpitz infront, either of which could rush in and contest my cap with plenty of time. To my back, their NC is crawling right next to a big island. So I go death or glory mode and torp ambush him, hit him with a full spread of 3 torps for 40k (wee t6 RU Torps) but he OHK's me after. 

Their salty arses start bitching at me. Apparently that was a bad call? 100% sure it wasn't. We were fucked by then anyway. 

They claimed my "underhuman" duty was to scout for them, despite the fact I did and I did indeed smoke for their Tirpitz. 

Apparently taking 3 quality, borderline OP ships into a top tier division isnt enough to win - you have to rely on your t6 DDs and if you lose it's your fault. Arses.

[map381 264]

hey @How_Terrible I saw @Jarkorsis in battle.  He's supposed to remind you that you're shit.  And it's your fault I did in out battle

[How_Terrible 529]

41 minutes ago, map381 said:

hey @How_Terrible I saw @Jarkorsis in battle.  He's supposed to remind you that you're shit.  And it's your fault I did in out battle

<3

[map381 264]

and because of you making me die, even though you weren't on, I went out and did 139k in my Nikki just to say hai the next game

[FlorbFnarb 537]

On 7/18/2017 at 3:11 PM, Pocktio said:

TIme to name and shame this salty german clam:

 

 

 

I went from one side of the map to the next.Smoked up the Rafa Tirpitz who overextended on the middle too, so I was actually trying to contribute despite being bottom tier. I then got flanked, BBs behind me and infront - our BBs obviously not doing much. So I sneak into A, but I see the Benson and Tirpitz infront, either of which could rush in and contest my cap with plenty of time. To my back, their NC is crawling right next to a big island. So I go death or glory mode and torp ambush him, hit him with a full spread of 3 torps for 40k (wee t6 RU Torps) but he OHK's me after. 

Their salty arses start bitching at me. Apparently that was a bad call? 100% sure it wasn't. We were fucked by then anyway. 

They claimed my "underhuman" duty was to scout for them, despite the fact I did and I did indeed smoke for their Tirpitz. 

Apparently taking 3 quality, borderline OP ships into a top tier division isnt enough to win - you have to rely on your t6 DDs and if you lose it's your fault. Arses.

Welcome to my life.  I just saw a BB get sideways in a channel and spend the last several minutes of the match moving back and forth struggling to turn his fucking boat around.

[publord 20]

 

So today this carrier let me get hard spotted by planes for 30+ seconds even though he had fighters hovering very close to me. I was frantically pinging the map and asking him to scare off the other fighters, but he did nothing and I got wrecked.

His reply after I blow up at him? "Should have stayed closer to your team"

Carrier players who do not help their team are the most insufferable fucking shitters.