Jaguaratron 21 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute. So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent..... Im a pro derp sniper Hate cancer The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....) A pro kill stealer, check the low damage. Have an aversion for low flying tanks Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...) and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me....... That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda..... Cunicularius, Razavn, Dlur and 5 others 8 Link to post Share on other sites
Kitten 1,388 Share Posted August 6, 2015 +1 for cats D-O-S is recruiting, go bother @themusgrat or @MrsmilieyfaceC8 or something Link to post Share on other sites
Chuny77 29 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Lol jag! Awesome post!Will be sending you invites like I use to... Just that this time will be with recruiting intentions (like it always was) lol Good luck! Hopes to see you in Y0L0 soon! O_P_Hacker 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MrsmilieyfaceC8 668 Share Posted August 6, 2015 +1 for cats D-O-S is recruiting, go bother @themusgrat or @MrsmilieyfaceC8 or somethingCAN'T STOP WON'T STOP THE SIGNAL FixerReloaded 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dlur 2,350 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Can confirm soothing british accent. Doesn't offer me tea on the hour while platooning, however. Link to post Share on other sites
Inciatus 1,124 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Mudkip maybe?Pingu might also work for you. OneTrueLeader 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SONOFABENCH 210 Share Posted August 6, 2015 This was THE worst sales pitch ever. RELIC is recruiting. http://relicgaming.com/index.php?topic=3.0 Dlur 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Marduk 941 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Hey clearly belongs in a PetCo clan. Foxey is recruiting yo. Link to post Share on other sites
too3741 18 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Check out HT if you are still looking Link to post Share on other sites
Zepherex 3,641 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Jag, I have a few recommendations. You could try for VILIN, they do an eval process so you may get in. ESPRT would also probably take you... if you wanted to be in a dads hideout clan. FOXEY would be my last one, they for the most part seem like good guys and do well in CW (Not top 10, but well enough). Link to post Share on other sites
Cunicularius 4,543 Share Posted August 6, 2015 MAHOU is recruiting :3Got everyone the IS-5 who wanted one and witnessed Eural rise to #1_Fame_Points_NA! 83 Mjolnir 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SkittlesOfSteeI 1,680 Share Posted August 6, 2015 D-O-S has Ian and Krugg. We need more voices Link to post Share on other sites
Marduk 941 Share Posted August 6, 2015 . FOXEY would be my last one, they for the most part seem like good guys and do well in CW (Not top 10, but well enough).We are ok, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Assassin7 4,353 Share Posted August 6, 2015 why the hell is this guy not in Foxey yet? join us! Link to post Share on other sites
SONOFABENCH 210 Share Posted August 6, 2015 You know it, we got it, you want itYou can find it, at the market, we talkin bout clan market. Relic Gaming. It's just like, it's just like, Disney-land. Link to post Share on other sites
Jaguaratron 21 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 Thank you all, joining Relic main, they said they had been looking for a Chi Nu Kai player of my caliber for a long time...... Dlur and RollerCoaster47 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Mjolnir 4 Share Posted August 7, 2015 MAHOU is recruiting :3Got everyone the IS-5 who wanted one and witnessed Eural rise to #1_Fame_Points_NA! 83That is amazing. needs more 215b though. Link to post Share on other sites
firemick 11 Share Posted August 10, 2015 gIVE THE 37th Tank Battalion a gander. I am looking for XVM green, blue and purple players. Age 18 and up. TS3 a must. 37th is an old clan that is in a rebuilding phase. Looking for good active players such as yourself. We offer no drama and a relaxed atmosphere. I occasionally buy my loyal players tier 8 premium tanks as well. We are at 34 members now but I am recruiting daily. Thanks and good luck. 37th teamspeak info ts56.light-speed.com:7008 pw 1234 Link to post Share on other sites
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