Name and Shame Part II Probably Sponsored by Universal Studios and Chrysler

[SkittlesOfSteeI 1,680]

Humble brag of a team that tried hard to lose.

And to make up for it a t71 that thinks I hack

Start off with your standard down himmels mid blind fire

and a bit later

then 

Edited July 1, 2015 by SkittlesOfSteeI

[Fedaykin89 96]

http://wotreplays.com/site/1991433#kharkov-fedaykin89-sta-1

 

First battle of the day, such a great start!

[Velvet_Ewok 346]

I can understand pubbie scum but really...from HAVOK? I know your clan's been shit for a long time but even HAVOK should know better.

 

Bot?       I'm in front of everyone other than our sui-scout.

 

 

 

I save our 54 from getting double teamed and I get this...

...wut...? "get into the game?" Hiding from arty is now "stat padding?" ..................

 

 

 

I really should sit back and stat pad and farm from the front MOAR...

 

Edited July 1, 2015 by Velvet_Ewok

[Assassin7 4,353]

this is why arty is so bullshit:

http://www.twitch.tv/asassian7/c/690702

[koel76 1,355]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you someone who is incapable of playing arguably one of the best tier 9 meds. It has armor, it has a gun it has speed and yet he is incapable of performing like he should. That's why I nominate him for this dumbtard award.

 

Edited July 2, 2015 by koel76

[clownshoes2 334]

This fucking team for being terribad. Worst part is the BTMAN guys were fucking blue.

 

[AlphaSquad 0]

F this entire team (except my platoon mates and that T71) in all their collective holes

Hey seriously guys,how can you have all 3 sides collapsed in Pearl River like this?

 

 

 

 

 

[no_name_cro 2,034]

Wow I was rood. K....

[PrivateBert 261]

This is why I have 47% win rate on T10. Because ALL available idiots are ALWAYS put into my team.

[Inciatus 1,124]

Shaming this guy for tking me cause I accidentally killed his toonm8 when he backed into my shot and 'killstole'

 http://wotreplays.com/site/1990821#windstorm-cunicularius-t110e5

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Sorry, I'm not going to go out of my way to let you pad medals. And as for your toonm8, he fucked up just as much as I did, blocking my killshot on the yoloing Jagdtiger

So. Fucking. Sorry.

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Onegoodreason has always been a twat. I had him on a couple skirmish teams and he is just a pain. He would sometimes not show or he would just complain and complain. I'm not sure why I put up with him for a second week before I gutted him.

I saw him in a game the other day. He was bitching about how first his hull armor in the 121 didn't stop a barcode shell going through it then spent the rest of the game complaining about how a T32 shot him with an APCR round. 

 

[CarryMode 209]

No one on my team did more than 2k damage.. wut

 

[mydogspies 2]

Shaming the AT7 for being an utter dick, sitting the entire last 5 minutesof the game hugging the red line between cap and church. I was spotting and camo sniping myself out of ammo at the end, while the T28 was holding on bravely to the water flank.

Our arties were actually hitting things and we could have won this game if this moron sun of a chai sniper would have AT LEAST been in draw range of all the damn reds we kept lighting! The enemy were all camping and low health, being lit by me or the T28 every movement they made.

It ended up in a draw in which the last 5 minutes of it the AT7 kept going on in chat how he will not die to a lost game and will not sacrifice himself. And no, fatBird, they were not "hidden", we knew EXACTLY where they were, just needed the damn firepower to deal with them since the rest of us were out of ammo while YOU had not shot a SINGLE shot!!!!

He did exactly 0 damage, 0 shots, 0 spots and the only thing he needed to do was to move to E5 and snipe in cover if his survival is so damn precious!!

I know I am a scrub, but it's this kind of players that make this game so frustrating. 

[clownshoes2 334]

Again...I fight the bridge alone on mountain pass. Snipe the shit out of the ice road, fight to their cap and our team falls the fuck apart. Are these people retarded? I literally didn't try this game and cleared 6k damage....Most of the time using HE.

[Acumen 95]

I had the please of playing Vitome,. I thought he was a bot but he would come out of his hiding place and look around and then go back in. He did this literally the whole match. He didn't even try to shoot anything. He found a hidey hole on karelia where literally just his tank could fit and he sat there turret pointing up into the air. 

Then again maybe bots can be this sophisticated?

[JohnAkaMrP 2]

Double name and shame.

At the possible risk of misinterpreting a partial statement, I'd like to start with our T30, who seems to be using a chance to win mod.  So he laments in chat during the countdown "seriously? ... 21%".  I hope I'm guessing wrong and that he's actually referring to something else that is 21%, but if you're lamenting your team's chance to win and meanwhile bringing a top tier tank with your 45% career win rate... gg.

Second shout out to hellhammereihteiht, who knows enough to buy an is-6 as his first prem, but doesn't know enough to not play tier 8's before he has figured out some basic game mechanics.  He has blessed 85 teams (out of only 208 games!) with his is-6 and dragged them down to a 41.2% win rate.  Gg.

By the way, this wasn't one of those 'surprise wins despite potato team'.  We attempted to challenge the NE corner, failed, got torn to pieces, and lost something like 1 or 2 to 15.  I'd humblebrag if I had ended up with 2400 damage in the loss, but I think I got two penetrating hits before being overwhelmed.

Edited July 5, 2015 by JohnAkaMrP

[TheMarine0341 4,973]

Mr.. or Mrs... TigherTank. They're in a top tier on Westfield, in the 0-camo Waffle E100. My humble CDC is just spotting  (which, incidentally, I only average 400DPG less in the CDC vs his Waffle E100, just sayin)while his Waffle E100 decided to push up to K0 in his Waffle. Gets 1 shot (or two?) off, and is promptly nuked by everything. 

But, its my fault he's a worthless POS in his waffle. I mean, 10,080 battles at 49% WR you'd THINK by now he knows that the K-line from the south spawn is fucking stupid. I mean, averaging 2272 DPG in his waffle is ok, right? 

Right?

Chat was priceless

Edited July 6, 2015 by TheMarine0341

[admiralvictor 39]

I need to shame myself for blocking in behind two mediums on my team and they died because I blocked them from behind. I feel shame

Edit: I was in a T1 Heavy trying to avoid a KV-2 in Lakeville. I should've realized what I was doing but didn't until too late.

Edited July 6, 2015 by admiralvictor

[grim952 8]

you know you are going to have a bad time when you have both DHO and ARMED on your team vs D-O-S and another 2k blue platoon. Rip

[TKmebrah 17]

Alright this one is a long one. The best of all time for me, and there is some of this text missing. I closed the chat half way through because the guy was giving me Ebola.

Here are the guys stats if you are wondering:

 Alright... prepare 4 cancer

 

 

 

Like what the fuck? I like the re-roll touch at the end, made me laugh even harder.

 

Edited July 6, 2015 by TKmebrah

[WildSudowoodo 49]

For some reason I can't post a Youtube link without it being embedded as an obnoxiously huge video, so here's a tinyURL.

Took a three week break and decided to jump back on today. Ho ho... how stupid.

http://tinyurl.com/qfcoml9

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qfcoml9

Not sure if I should be shaming the T92 for playing arty, the Tiger II for boxing me in, or myself for not having the foresight to get the fuck away from an orange player sooner.

Edited July 6, 2015 by WildSudowoodo

[grim952 8]

-snip-

That guy sounds like donald trump high ego and shitty.

[ZXrage 1,318]

What the fuck...

 

[clownshoes2 334]

Shaming Oceanseleven505 for ordering people around, then saying that he "did pretty good" for a stock PTA. Apparently 757 damage is pretty good.

 

Shaming this team for being fucking awful. How much more do we need to do to win?

Edited July 7, 2015 by clownshoes2
I'm fucking awesome....and forgetful.

[Assassin7 4,353]

Alright this one is a long one. The best of all time for me, and there is some of this text missing. I closed the chat half way through because the guy was giving me Ebola.

Here are the guys stats if you are wondering:

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 Alright... prepare 4 cancer

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Like what the fuck? I like the re-roll touch at the end, made me laugh even harder.

 

I was laughing out loud at the irony of him calling you an ill mannered 14 year old hiding behind his keyboard.

i completely lost it "I AM OWNING YOU!"

The irony... Oh god. I cant think of any 20+ year old that would say that. IM FUCKING OWNING YOU BITCH! EVEN THOUGH EVERY WORD THATS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH IS CANCER! STILL OWNING YOU!

[Curo 148]

I was laughing out loud at the irony of him calling you an ill mannered 14 year old hiding behind his keyboard.

i completely lost it "I AM OWNING YOU!"

The irony... Oh god. I cant think of any 20+ year old that would say that. IM FUCKING OWNING YOU BITCH! EVEN THOUGH EVERY WORD THATS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH IS CANCER! STILL OWNING YOU!

please we all know the correct reply is "I run worlds"