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That special snowflake of a green reroll decided to TK our scout because he didn't go here he wanted him to be.

 

He was in a M12.

 

Then started insulting us.

 

I cringed.

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Fully one third of the players in this match that couldn't hit the side of a barn - from the inside! (Yep - that's 10 x 0 damage.)

 

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:(

 

Best team ever. I had to redo TD15 due to these dumbasses.

 

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Also, 47% player having the T 55A? I don't want to call rigging but jesus, I never thought one of them would get it (or if they did it wouldn't be for a while).

 

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Someone was angry that he got killed while I was reloading... this was his response via an unconventional channel:

graukatze,YummyKittyCupcake has sent you a new personal conversation entitled "Hi".
YummyKittyCupcake said:
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I wanted to tell u what a [edited]u are. How stupid are u not to look at the mini map and u let that fv kill me. Man u must be [edited]as that can be the only explanation. 32K games and u still don't know how to provide support. Plz stop playing your WT auf as that would be greatly appreciated. u are a loser in real life as well as in this game.
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PLEASE DO NOT REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL!

I really like his username though...

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Someone was angry that he got killed while I was reloading... this was his response via an unconventional channel:

graukatze,YummyKittyCupcake has sent you a new personal conversation entitled "Hi".
YummyKittyCupcake said:
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I wanted to tell u what a [edited]u are. How stupid are u not to look at the mini map and u let that fv kill me. Man u must be [edited]as that can be the only explanation. 32K games and u still don't know how to provide support. Plz stop playing your WT auf as that would be greatly appreciated. u are a loser in real life as well as in this game.
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PLEASE DO NOT REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL!

I really like his username though...

 

Heh, he really thinks that random people would help him in a random pub game, heehehehehhe.

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Someone was angry that he got killed while I was reloading... this was his response via an unconventional channel:

graukatze,YummyKittyCupcake has sent you a new personal conversation entitled "Hi".
YummyKittyCupcake said:
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I wanted to tell u what a [edited]u are. How stupid are u not to look at the mini map and u let that fv kill me. Man u must be [edited]as that can be the only explanation. 32K games and u still don't know how to provide support. Plz stop playing your WT auf as that would be greatly appreciated. u are a loser in real life as well as in this game.
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PLEASE DO NOT REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS EMAIL!

I really like his username though...

 

Cupcake is on my ignore list...dunno why...he was probably said mean things to me at some point.

 

So sad that such a yummy user name is attached to such a sour puss.

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Another story in Pictures

 

Our Protagonist is this nice fellow here.

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And yes i know he is a newb, but that does not excuse being an asshole, i was a noob once too, and i was neither that shit nor that much of an asshat.

 

 

 

Picture 1: Oh no an E-25 is flanking my heavy, better support him since i can't push further anyway , there were 2 enemy ISUs spoted down the north.

 

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Pic2: Mission successful, Is-3 did 0 dmg to the E-25 because as you can see he thought sitting still with an enemy in his ass was a valid strategy even if the enemy was so small he didn't have enough gun depression to hit him

 

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Pic3: Now that taken care of let me spot those camping ISUs for me team so they can kill them...oh Is-3 my friend, NP you don't need to thank me for saving your life was a plea.....erm..what are you doing?

 

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Pic4: Well thank you you little §)%(="% (he backed up into cover the second i was dead)

 

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What was his problem? why did i deserve to die? i don't know, i even whispered him after the game asking what his problem was, no answer.

Guess he took my saving him as Killsteal or something?

 

Last time i save some 45%er , next time i will let him die to the E-25 and then kill it.

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I'd like to shame most of the people on my team this match. I fought hard, I think these guys drooled on their keyboards.

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that was every team i had last night. Even platooned with Burdened, i think only 1 game we played our team outdamaged us. 7 games, 6 losses. GG

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Was circling a T-150 in an M7, laughing maniacally until friendly SU-8 missed and tracked me and left me to die as the T-150 spread my asscheeks. First game after taking a break...

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I would like too name and shame myself and the player IVForce. Me for sucking horribly. And for him being a complete douche bag, and anus that is no longer an anus if it where.

 

shot_051_zpswo1dmryk.jpgI was ammo racked, and the friendly jtiger was behind me, got smoked and couldn't tell me where he was hit from(says it was a lag spike, ill believe him) and this douche tells me i am a coward and he barley did 900 hp worth of damage.

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Aight. So pubbin' it up with sheriff JPE with lots of gold cause #fuckpubs.

 

Sacred valley, me in the middle of a low road push on the north flank.

This STB takes the INSIDE corner pushing towards the E-100, which is typically used for the tanks that lead pushes (literally anyone who has every played competitively knows this).

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I assume since he is on the inside he is willing to eat a shell from the E-100 and clear him before turning around for the push behind us.

I get behind him since I'm about to get shot in the side by the mass of tanks from the north road.

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Apparently he is totally blind to his allies, since he gets really pissy at me for getting behind him.

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At this point the 268 gets lit (I don't want to get shot in the side by that), so I turn around for him.

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He is still butthurt and stares at me instead of the E-100 or 268, ends up getting shot by the Obj for it.

 

Fellow unicums, please help with who was at fault. Me for pushing a tank who appeared like they wanted to be aggressive? Or him for stopping in front of a more armored TD, without even bothering to try and let me through?

 

Relevant battle chat and replay:

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : fucking wot

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : fuck yourself k

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (?) dealt 354 damage to Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100)

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : douchebag

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : i was obv behind yo

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : you wanted to lead i assuemd

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : maybe next time let the actual armor take the inside

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : instead of blocking

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : then getting pissed about it

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : i would have been happy to eat a shot from the e100

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : but hey, stb is obviously a better push tank than JPE right? you deserved that inside path

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : you fucking needed to turn around dumbshit

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : lol

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : see 7 tanks behind u??

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : then get shot in the back by the e100?

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : and 1 e100 in fornt

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : i was fucking pushing the e100 shitlord

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : and then you stopped

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : and blocked me from getting up the hill

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : u didnt need to go up the hill

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : and block that whole path

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : with your slow ass tank

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : so it would have been better to get shot in the ass?

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : what u think?

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : lol

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : the e100 woulda kept backing off

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : how dumb are u?

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : dumb enough to have one of these accounts apparently

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : needed to keep the e100 off your ass so u could turn around and support with the other tanks

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : u know im right lol

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : the fucks you give are amazing

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : exactly

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : its almost as if you think i care

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : now stfu and go cry to ur mommy

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : lol

OnlyFishing[VILIN] (STB-1) : shitlord

Nightmare_Luna_OTTER[WINNR] (Jg.Pz. E 100) : cute

Replay: http://www.vbaddict.net/battlereport/nightmare_luna_otter-na-f6d28f3ba48570bd0b23a00ec0149b13/sacred_valley-germany-jagdpanzer_e_100-19076261884308876

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