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[AWFUL] wants you... to bask in the irony.

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WotLabs is fail@youtube

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Do you love irony?

Do you feed on pubbie tears?

Do you hate people who treat pixel tonks like serious business?

Does the new CW 2.0 meta got you down?

Are you an "up and coming" tanker looking to hone your skills amongst grizzled vets?

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AWFUL is just a bunch of laid-back guys who play to win, but don't want a game to be our second jobWe toon, play tournaments and stronk for fun.

We occasionally perform drunken raids onto the shores of the Global Map and lay waste to scrubs, but we never stay. Because CW sucks. Duh.

But now, we need to refill our ranks to replace our fallen comrades.

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We're always looking for cynical CW refugees to help us make fun of CW try-hards.

But, we're also looking for talented rookies to hone into future unicums. If your recents are looking good, but don't have the tanks or overalls that the "top clans" are looking for, then come learn how to play4fun with AWFUL.

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Most of all, AWFUL wants ACTIVE players who show a desire and willingness to improve. If you're thin-skinned, don't have a sense of humor, or are looking for structure to fill a void in your life, then look elsewhere.

Requirements:
> 4k total battles

> 200 battles in 30 days

> Recents: 2150 WN8 / 57%

Forum: http://awfultankers.com/forum

TS: teamspeak.awfultankers.com:6465

That is all. _C00KIE out.

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-SNIP-

Requirements:
> 4k total battles (~700 to go)

> 200 battles in 30 days (RL needs to F'ING cooperate and let me play tonks!!)

-SNIP-

> 1600 WN8 / 54% recents if under 8k total battles (Just don't F#CK UP and hopefully I'm golden)

-SNIP-

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Leaving this because MINIONS!!

Soooooo you're saying I have chance..... :awyeah:

YISSSSS!!!!!

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My hot water tank broke some time overnight. I had no hot water this morning or when I got home from work. Good thing about this situation? I have a wonderful neighbour who let me come over and shower, as well as being a renter so I don't have to deal with it myself.

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Have you kicked Galatia yet?  

So... this happened yesterday...

1) Politely asked Galatia to tone down shitpoasting.

2) Galatia responds with several-pages-long rambling manifesto. (I didn't actually read it, but the closing paragraph basically says I'm simply an uncultured swine if I don't understand his glorious contributions to society.)

3) Galatia banned from AWFUL forums & TS.

4) Much rejoicing in TS commenced.

5) Warned Clan to be suspicious of unexpected packages in mail.

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So... this happened yesterday...

1) Politely asked Galatia to tone down shitpoasting.

2) Galatia responds with several-pages-long rambling manifesto. (I didn't actually read it, but the closing paragraph basically says I'm simply an uncultured swine if I don't understand his glorious contributions to society.)

3) Galatia banned from AWFUL forums & TS.

4) Much rejoicing in TS commenced.

5) Warned Clan to be suspicious of unexpected packages in mail.

tbh, I think he'd honestly spend money for https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ to do #5

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