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So, I made some random comment in chat when a guy was raging during a battle.  He proceeded to message me after the battle and below is how this went.

 

* The first few lines cut off.  He barged in asking me what he did to me.  I said that I was stirring the pot, and asked if he wanted juice.  He did not reply and kept calling me asshole and douche. Now the below happened.

 

Maledictus (8:21:27 PM) Tea perhaps?
GojiraTX (8:21:43 PM) why are you an asshole. that's all i want to know
Maledictus (8:21:47 PM) I may have some coffee around here somewhere I am certain.
Maledictus (8:22:11 PM) I am just trying to help you. Help me help you Gojira.
GojiraTX (8:22:23 PM) i don't even know you and you're being a douche
Maledictus (8:23:01 PM) Gojira, WOT is not about killing tanks, it is about a safe space to grow! Please stop being hateful!
GojiraTX (8:23:34 PM) tryiing to see if i can get any kind reasonable from you other than just insults
GojiraTX (8:23:39 PM) trying*
GojiraTX (8:23:47 PM) reasonable response*
Maledictus (8:24:24 PM) I would never insult anyone! I was being cordial by offering you juice, coffee or tea. You seemed upset so I thought those would help.
GojiraTX (8:25:08 PM) "mad becuase bad" implying you're perfect.
GojiraTX (8:25:19 PM) i asked if i did something to you
GojiraTX (8:25:22 PM) and i get this
GojiraTX (8:25:32 PM) somantics
Maledictus (8:25:33 PM) So no coffee or tea?
GojiraTX (8:25:35 PM) thats all this is
Maledictus (8:25:43 PM) semantics*
GojiraTX (8:25:50 PM) i know sorry
GojiraTX (8:25:55 PM) but really
GojiraTX (8:26:04 PM) what did i do to you
Maledictus (8:26:35 PM) It's ok Gojira. This is a safe space. You can be yourself here.
GojiraTX (8:26:56 PM) give me an answer
GojiraTX (8:27:26 PM) i know it's a difficult task but you can atleast try
Maledictus (8:27:49 PM) I can't tell you if you want tea or coffee or nothing. If I pour the tea/coffee down your throat that would be rape. And rape is bad.
GojiraTX (8:28:22 PM) answer please
Maledictus (8:28:50 PM) I can assume you would like some soothing chamomile tea? maybe a nice lavender?
GojiraTX (8:28:58 PM) answer
GojiraTX (8:29:11 PM) that's what i'd like
GojiraTX (8:29:20 PM) that's why i started this pm
Maledictus (8:29:23 PM) I will go with lavender, you seem cranky, probably from a lack of sleep.
GojiraTX (8:29:36 PM) you seem to have something against me and i want to know what it is
Maledictus (8:30:12 PM) I have nothing against you, I just want to help you. Please, if lavender tea is not what you want let me know!
Maledictus (8:31:34 PM) Gojira? Tea? No?
GojiraTX (8:31:44 PM) then why did you assume that becuase i didn't like someone telling me my tank was shit because he likes another tank
GojiraTX (8:31:57 PM) that it means that im bad
GojiraTX (8:32:03 PM) at the game
Maledictus (8:32:32 PM) The same reason you refuse to answer me with what beverage I can get you!
Maledictus (8:32:59 PM) Help me, help you Gojira!
Maledictus (8:33:10 PM) I just want you to feel better!
GojiraTX (8:33:14 PM) i was ass raped by teir 10's in a sherman. of course im going to be irritated
GojiraTX (8:33:37 PM) don't see how that shows my skill level
Maledictus (8:34:01 PM) I recommend then that you try chamomile. It will help you relax a bit.
GojiraTX (8:34:23 PM) im ignoring you retarded tea questions same as you're ignoring my question
GojiraTX (8:34:53 PM) your
GojiraTX (8:35:03 PM) *
GojiraTX (8:36:22 PM) just answer my first question and i'll go
Maledictus (8:37:17 PM) Sorry was brewing your tea. Would you like a few biscuits as well? Shortbread perhaps?
Maledictus (8:37:56 PM) And do you take your tea with milk or sugar?
GojiraTX (8:43:10 PM) please answer my question
GojiraTX (8:44:55 PM) you're joke has worn itself thin
Maledictus (8:46:25 PM) Gojira, I just brewed the best tea ever! You should have a cup!
GojiraTX (8:46:31 PM) as well as my patience, which I'm very sure was your goal
GojiraTX (8:46:42 PM) so you win
Maledictus (8:46:50 PM) This tea will absolutely make you feel better!
GojiraTX (8:47:28 PM) you msde this not only take longer but you've made me think of you less than human
GojiraTX (8:47:34 PM) no on's this dull
GojiraTX (8:47:38 PM) one's*
GojiraTX (8:47:43 PM) made*
GojiraTX (8:48:09 PM) no one living this long could be this fucking stupid
Maledictus (8:48:12 PM) I am sorry you feel this way Gojira. I am just trying to help. I want you to feel better. That is all!
GojiraTX (8:48:53 PM) you're doing the exact opposite
GojiraTX (8:48:57 PM) and you know this
Maledictus (8:49:01 PM) I know why you are upset! You are from Texas where they drink sweet ICED tea! How inconsiderate of me!
GojiraTX (8:49:08 PM) that's why you continue
GojiraTX (8:49:46 PM) look
Maledictus (8:50:03 PM) Can you wait here for say, 30 minutes? I can brew up some Liptons tea and make you some refreshing iced tea!
GojiraTX (8:50:08 PM) i kno it's hard for someone like you not to be a dick but you can atleast try
GojiraTX (8:50:11 PM) know*
GojiraTX (8:50:47 PM) i wanted to know what it is that you have against me. it must be something quite big if you decided to do this for this long
Maledictus (8:51:01 PM) Ohhh, just thought about this, it's close to the holidays and you might like some eggnog!
GojiraTX (8:51:17 PM) why do you hate me
Maledictus (8:52:01 PM) Gojira, I don't hate you, I am trying to be friendly and offer you a beverage. It is you who are being rude and not answering.
GojiraTX (8:52:43 PM) dude. the only reason i even started this pm was for one fucking question
GojiraTX (8:53:00 PM) once you aswered i'd be on my way
GojiraTX (8:53:15 PM) but you won't even do that
Maledictus (8:53:15 PM) I am just being a good host. You literally just barged in here and now you won't take my beverages. How rude!
GojiraTX (8:54:31 PM) i know what you're trying to do. it's not working. I'm not going to give up until you give me an answer

Maledictus (8:56:33 PM) Well, I am not going to sacrifice my being a good host, just because you want to be rude!

GojiraTX (8:57:16 PM) how am i rude. i wanted a simple answer and you decided to do
GojiraTX (8:57:20 PM) this..
GojiraTX (8:57:42 PM) you're treating me like an idiot
Maledictus (8:59:51 PM) I am sorry you feel like that. But I have been nothing but nice and you are all upset and being rude. You sir, are not a good guest.

GojiraTX (9:00:32 PM) wth are you even talking about

GojiraTX (9:01:33 PM) I'm sure you're sitting there laughing your ass off right now. but for me this far from funny
Maledictus (9:02:20 PM) You came over here and barged in my place, therefore you are a guest. As a guest it is rude to insult your host! Don't you know etiquette?

 

TL:DR: Such trollz. Much mad. Very wow!

Still going.......

GojiraTX (9:03:08 PM) it's pm chat on world of tanks

GojiraTX (9:03:26 PM) what ettiquite is required for that

GojiraTX (9:03:30 PM) nome

GojiraTX (9:03:32 PM) none*

GojiraTX (9:03:49 PM) you sound like someone who enjoys rp

GojiraTX (9:03:58 PM) the way you type

Maledictus (9:04:37 PM) This is my safe space. WOT is about safe spaces not killing tanks.

GojiraTX (9:04:59 PM) a tank is not alive

GojiraTX (9:05:04 PM) you cannot kill it

Maledictus (9:05:50 PM) You came to me, not the other way around. I offered you a beverage. You have not answered. I cannot help you feel better unless you want to feel better.

GojiraTX (9:06:24 PM) i came to you becuase i wanted to know something

GojiraTX (9:06:34 PM) what you had against me

Maledictus (9:06:35 PM) Do you want to feel better Gojira?

Maledictus (9:06:46 PM) I want you to feel better.

Maledictus (9:07:00 PM) Your unhappiness is making me unhappy.

Maledictus (9:07:08 PM) Help me.

Maledictus (9:07:15 PM) Help you Gojira.

GojiraTX (9:07:19 PM) it's not wrong to ask a question like that is it? what do you have a against me

GojiraTX (9:07:36 PM) ..

Maledictus (9:07:59 PM) Gojira, if you have hate in your heart let it out!

GojiraTX (9:08:08 PM) kys

Maledictus (9:08:55 PM) Hate leads to the dark side of the force Gojira. You don't want to be on that side!

GojiraTX (9:09:09 PM) kys please

Maledictus (9:09:30 PM) YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE GOJIRA!!!!!!

GojiraTX (9:09:39 PM) k

GojiraTX (9:09:40 PM) y

GojiraTX (9:09:40 PM) s

Maledictus (9:09:50 PM) YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE!

Maledictus (9:11:11 PM) Why did you turn away from the light Gojira!

GojiraTX (9:11:31 PM) why did you not answer my question

Maledictus (9:11:50 PM) We could have helped you!

 

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1 hour ago, KruggWolfyWoof said:

I almost fell asleep half way through.

 

So I re-read with gizoogle and was mildly entertained :doge:

http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.wotlabs.net%2Findex.php%3F%2Ftopic%2F23215-epic-trolling-is-epic%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

bwahahaha nice

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