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Alright you glorious bastards, I have tried a lot of your advice on this forum concerning tanks and it has come up roses for me. So I decided to let you have a go at prescribing a solution for a case of the heart aches. I have had my eye on this girl for three months and I never really approached her mostly due to standard she is way out of my league bullshit. However, last week I had the chance to have a conversation with her, not one of those hows the weather been conversations, but one of those know the soul and desires of the person you are talking to conversations (group setting btw, no 1 on 1 yet). I found out we have alot in common, we are both service oriented people who love to help others and volunteer from time to time. She is also not very interested in material goods, something I really value in a girl, as I am not rich and think a blanket on a beach is way more stimulating than a night in a fancy restaurant. Additionally, in terms of life achievement we are very similar, we both place a high value on travel and philanthropy, as well as living a care free "surfer" lifestyle later in life.

TLDR: I am smitten by an incredibly attractive girl who is very compatible with what I want and need in a wife. 

This is where the fun begins... I have told my best friend about her and he has promised to be my wingman, he is a solid 8/10 looker and an 11/10 in terms of being a kick ass friend. The problem is she is an 9/10 (a 10/10 if she were mine) and I am very much a 5, I know good relationships aren't based on looks, but they fucking help get you in the door. I am not disfigured or have weird features, I just have a bit of acne and weight to lose, all conditions that I am working on in the present for her by doing yoga, running, and weightlifting. I think by the time I get to my ideal fitness level and my skin clears up I could be a solid 8. My main issue comes with getting her interest now and showing how I am changing and making sure she is still on my side when I finally achieve what I want to with my body.

TLDR: OP is a fatass with acne, but could be stud after enough gym

Long and short, she seems like a girl with a personality that matches how beautiful she is and a breathtaking smile to boot. I honesty think she could be the one I longed for during my days as a beta fag but was too coward to entertain the notion. She seems to be a girl who values personality and positivity over physical attractiveness. My wing-man suggests going for the long con before trying to become her boyfriend, my big issue is how to get on her radar in the first place, we have not had alot of conversation but we see each other every week and I am talking to her more.

TLDR: OP want to get on the date radar without registering on the creep-O-meter

 

So yeah ex beta fag taking life by bootstraps trying to reel in the "big one" David vs. Goliath and I am scared as hell...

Thoughts from men with hot wives/girlfriends?

More importantly thoughts from the three girls on the forum on how to not be a major creep and not appear as a faggot.                

 

BTW pics are coming soon so hold on to your disbelief

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How old are you? I ask because it's relevant. Girls don't know what the fack they want at an early age. You can jedi mind trick a lot. As you get older... the game changes.

I hope you have a good sense of humor.

I used to be a chubby guy with an obsession with a girl way back in HS. But I'm a funny fuck so I used that to weasel my way into her circle. But me being a Beta shitter back then couldn't seal the deal. I only found out later in life, had I been more assertive and stopped beating around the bush... I would have had a real shot.

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I fucking knew it

:damn: 

genetics say :rngfu:

 

How old are you? I ask because it's relevant. Girls don't know what the fack they want at an early age. You can jedi mind trick a lot. As you get older... the game changes.

I hope you have a good sense of humor.

I used to be a chubby guy with an obsession with a girl way back in HS. But I'm a funny fuck so I used that to weasel my way into her circle. But me being a Beta shitter back then couldn't seal the deal. I only found out later in life, had I been more assertive and stopped beating around the bush... I would have had a real shot.

20 years old and yes I am the funny fuck. Working out has really boosted my confidence I have found that short term goals such as running a half mile have really improved my attitude to stop being negative. Life is indeed a box of chocolates.   

 

I'm awaiting photos of you as well as her. :P

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:damn: 

genetics say :rngfu:

20 years old and yes I am the funny fuck. Working out has really boosted my confidence I have found that short term goals such as running a half mile have really improved my attitude to stop being negative. Life is indeed a box of chocolates.   

Keep hittin dem weights and self improving to build confidence. Be assertive. Put yourself into her circle somehow... without looking desperate and needy. Don't give off any hints of desperation or obsession. Ask her out to breakfast or coffee to start?

You're a teal blue turd. According to you, she's a unicum. She's not gonna want to carry your ass all the time... and don't be a stat padder. It's too obvious. No offense to the teal blue turds out there. We've all been there. Unless your Kewei... born with godlike attributes.

Also, pics or reported.

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Keep hittin dem weights and self improving to build confidence. Be assertive. Put yourself into her circle somehow... without looking desperate and needy. Don't give off any hints of desperation or obsession. Ask her out to breakfast or coffee to start?

You're a teal blue turd. According to you, she's a unicum. She's not gonna want to carry your ass all the time... and don't be a stat padder. It's too obvious. No offense to the teal blue turds out there. We've all been there. Unless your Kewei... born with godlike attributes.

Also, pics or reported.

Definitely, conversation is my strong suit and I will play to that, I am going to College atm, so yeah I think of her but use it as motivation to hit my goals in the gym and in life.   

As for kewei the micropenis is a turnoff : ^ )

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Don't know friend. I think they are pretty incompatible, but a fuck is not out of the question. Personally I don't care that much, because I am in it for the long haul. He is also pretty religious

LOL... All the "religious" people I knew sold their souls to the devil as soon as they got their first taste for the good life. All that pressure finally exploded into a fiery ball of degeneracy.

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LOL... All the "religious" people I knew sold their souls to the devil as soon as they got their first taste for the good life. All that pressure finally exploded into a fiery ball of degeneracy.

I really don't care, why should I care about the choices that they make if it doesn't affect the relationship. Personally I really only will care if he backstabs me, then the gym time will be put to different uses...

Btw props for Bench for offering the only takeaway advice in the thread :^)

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You don't need a wingman if you've already broken the ice, and the last thing you want is for her to set her sights on your friend. It's all on you from here - keep doing all the stuff you're doing to improve your life, and if you strike out don't get hung up on her, move on with your life.

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Probably the best long term advice I can offer is that you should be yourself. You don't want her falling for someone you're not.

With that being said though being shy won't get you anywhere but friend-zoned. You should ask her out to dinner or something that is definitely in 'This is a date' territory. If she's interested she will go with you. If she isn't, she'll be busy watering the cat or some bullshit and you can save yourself a whole bunch of time by looking at other potential mates. Good luck!

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