Shitgiftening - The Gasai Yuno Edition

[YesThatWasAPCR 1,600]

 

So, as it turns out I have decided to do another shitgifting.

If you are reader of the world of tanks Wotlabs forums or even player here, you most likely know who I am already.

Now you can ask what is on your mind from the best shitgifter in the NA server and lowest performing player in the world.

I am here to provide shitgifting content which is beautiful soon and you may neg me but my shitgifting stats speak to the fact that is correct and includes facts of high quality.

 

 

On to the shitgifting!

This one will be a bit different. First, there will be two shitgifts, one for NA, and one for EU, in honor of our dearly departed emasculated Finnish Nazi weeaboo. Second, the contest will run a bit longer, I'll close it out sometime on Saturday the 29th. Third, due to the fact that there may be different species of shit for Halloween weekend, I will pick the prizes then (that TOG on NA is looking pretty good atm though). Fourth, it will not be a random draw, I will select the winners.

Now it is my intention that you post in this thread and provide the best Gasai Yuno content that is fact and truth (or not). The beautiful content may be words or pictures.

I have arrived to help people here with my shitgifting content and facts. 

 

[FavreFan4ever 281]

Bravo, you even nailed the two different shades of purple that he appeared to switch between randomly.

I'll never say no to free stuff, although it should be known that I own a TOG.

 

[Fulcrous 2,073]

I can't wait for some gud memes

[DerWeasel7 5]

Wonder if I should go digging through the WoT house forums and link to some of Gasai's "beautiful content".

Oh, and add my name to the lotto.

[YesThatWasAPCR 1,600]

To be entered, you must provide content that is original and contains facts. Or pictures that are "beautiful".  

[Deus__Ex__Machina 989]

Nice.

[saru_richard 105]

http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/506864-who-can-post-last/page__st__960#topmost

 

this count?

[YesThatWasAPCR 1,600]

2 minutes ago, saru_richard said:

http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/506864-who-can-post-last/page__st__960#topmost

 

this count?

 

18 minutes ago, YesThatWasAPCR said:

To be entered, you must provide content that is ***original*** and contains facts. Or pictures that are "beautiful".  

OK, I'll spell it out...we're making fun of the Nazi weeb, that's how you enter.

[saru_richard 105]

god damn it.... cause that whole place is a gold mine

[YesThatWasAPCR 1,600]

You are trying too hard, friend.

[saru_richard 105]

ok well for my submission here is his attempt at getting Finland into the game: http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/510773-i-am-dissapointed-wg/page__fromsearch__1

 

 

edit: also i already have the TOG II so if I win give it to someone else if that is the reward

[garryallen 136]

I'm SEA *cries* but I'm going to do it anyways (or fail)

I am Gasai Yuno, and I am a wehraboo and that is a fact and accurate, you may neg rep me but it is fact and that is all that matters.

I cannot get ridiculous wn8 levels in anything but an e25 but i will continue shoving it in your face as I am the best e25 player and that is a fact.

I am a one trick pony who only plays tanks if they have dpm/camo/speed/looks but most of all i like killing pubbies who don't know what the w key is for in an overpowered tank which I am the best in the world at, you may neg rep me but it is a fact.

I will keep repeating myself because you have asked no useful questions and that is 100% accurate, I only care about the facts and I do not care about neg reps.

I am not triggered by Kruggwolf and that is also a fact.

This colour is my favourite colour, and it is provided by wotlabs for anyone to use and so therefore I will continue pissing everyone off and giving them eye cancer but I only provide content that is fact, I only care about the facts.

I am not a weaboo which is why i have boobs on my mouse pad and several body pillows, all of which are of Gasai yuno who is perfect in every way.

 

Is this any good??

[kolni 69,670,872]

tfw i didn't i didn't print when he came into chat  

 

i still vote @KruggWulf because just by entering the thread Gasai started to get triggered  

[garryallen 136]

Oh and well done kruggwolf

[yoyoya2 528]

hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn.......... *Cums over titty mouse pad

 

Y'all have cancer yet ?

 

 

 

[garryallen 136]

1 minute ago, yoyoya2 said:

 

 

Yuno Gasai is perfect in every way.

[Laceylace 30]

4 hours ago, yoyoya2 said:

hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn.......... *Cums over titty mouse pad

 

 

I just died. Oh my god. Actually crying. 

 

I feel like in Gasai's head this is an actually good and balanced tank for him.

[KruggWulf 552]

Oh boi! Gimmeh cookie

 

Uh btw if you gift me anything, gift it to KruggWulf_1v1master because my main is perma'd.

 

 

BTW I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE ALL WRONG, KPG/DPG > ALL. BUT I AM THE BEST BECAUSE I HAVE THE HIGHEST BATTLES AND DPG OVER THOSE EU SCRUBS *triggered noises over not being the best e25 player*

[rabidmonkey679 26]

If Gasai blunicum was orange rather than purple: 

"Wargaming will work with us. I absolutely believe it. And especially after meeting with their wonderful, wonderful president today, I really believe they want to solve this problem along with us, and I'm sure they will. The e25 is an underpowered tank. Victor Kisley has pledged amnesty in the first 100 days of the new sandbox to focus solely on the most under powered tank in the game. His plan will provide a view range buff to 450m, A armour increase of 60mm (with no loss of speed, and an alpha increase of 200 for the most underpowered tank in the game, this is a fact and the content I provide is 100% accurate (like the new sandbox e25). 

The truth is, the central issue is not the needs of the 11 million red shit lords or however many there may be -- and honestly we've been hearing that number for years. It's always 11 million. Wargaming has no idea. It could be 3 million. It could be 30 million. They have no idea what the number is. Red shit lords cost my account more than $113 billion a year in premium shells. 100% top quality content.

President kisley and the other Russians have engaged in gross dereliction of duty by surrendering the safety of the WOT playerbase to allowing Swedish tanks into the game, and you know it better than anybody, right here on the internet. You know it. You know this, this is what they talk about, facing the WOT society today is that there are 11 million illegal shitters who don't have any idea how skilled I am. And, they also think the biggest thing, and you know this, it's not Sweden, and it's not The e25, it's not Russia, it's not China, it's gasai you-know-who.

-Donald trump 2016

 

[ZXrage 1,318]

11 hours ago, YesThatWasAPCR said:

 

So, as it turns out I have decided to do another shitgifting.

If you are reader of the world of tanks Wotlabs forums or even player here, you most likely know who I am already.

Now you can ask what is on your mind from the best shitgifter in the NA server and lowest performing player in the world.

I am here to provide shitgifting content which is beautiful soon and you may neg me but my shitgifting stats speak to the fact that is correct and includes facts of high quality.

 

 

On to the shitgifting!

This one will be a bit different. First, there will be two shitgifts, one for NA, and one for EU, in honor of our dearly departed emasculated Finnish Nazi weeaboo. Second, the contest will run a bit longer, I'll close it out sometime on Saturday the 29th. Third, due to the fact that there may be different species of shit for Halloween weekend, I will pick the prizes then (that TOG on NA is looking pretty good atm though). Fourth, it will not be a random draw, I will select the winners.

Now it is my intention that you post in this thread and provide the best Gasai Yuno content that is fact and truth (or not). The beautiful content may be words or pictures.

I have arrived to help people here with my shitgifting content and facts. 

 

Bitch.

[leggasiini 1,567]

Hello, i am Gasai Yuno, and i have returned to Wotlabs.

I am permanently banned, but it doesnt matter, because i am best E 25 player in the world.

I am superior. Its a fact.

Because i am superior, permabans wont affect me.

Now i may spread my cancerous anime for all of you. Its not against rules. 

Neither is using colors. Its part of my superior style.

 

...Am i accepted to shitgiftening now?

Just to notify you, i already have TOG II. Then again, its not sale on EU server like it is on NA server. Maybe something terrible like Matilda IV for EU? (pls no tier 2-4 because those are not markable)

 

[leggasiini 1,567]

13 hours ago, saru_richard said:

ok well for my submission here is his attempt at getting Finland into the game: http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/510773-i-am-dissapointed-wg/page__fromsearch__1

 

Even though im a Finn myself, i really dont see point of Finnish tech tree in the game, let alone before Swedish tanks. It would be much worse than PL tech tree. Lowtiers would be Russian clones with renault FT (another...) as tier 1, midtiers would have maybe Pz 4s and highertiers AGAIN Russian tanks. Only unique tank is BT-42 which would end up being arty anyway which we dont need, lol, and IIRC there was T-34 with 75mm from StuG (not sure tho). Maybe as nation (like Poland and PanAsiawhatever on WoWs) with BT-42 as tier 5-6 arty or tier 4 TD and T-34 with german 75mm as tier 5 prem that appears on once while at premium shop. Or, just at Russian tech tree as premiums like Turan 3, Toldi and Mutz are in German tech tree.

Swedes are however definite priority over Finns. Heck, if asked from me, i would have added them before Czechoslovakia and probably even China. When it comes to multiple tank designs, Swedish is probably like 5th after USSR, Germany, USA, France and UK, even if they didnt actually build most of them. The only literal reason why Swedish tech tree havent been added yet is small playerbase.

[SmirkingGerbil 110]

Fuck Gasai and his special brand of weeaboo, little girl panty fan service, fascism.

 

 

 

 

 

[Zepherex 3,641]

King peach fuzz

[Archaic_One 1,853]

 

"Our Yuno in heaven, hallowed be my E-25. My kingdom come, my artistry be done, on wotlabs as it is in the pubby forums. Give me this day your daily negs, and forgive me my purple font, as you also have forgiven my bad anime. I will lead you not into padded stats, but deliver you from my autism."

 

Yuno too will not be appreciated until many years after the beauty of glory resurrection.