Vetro 751 Popular Post Share Posted January 19, 2017 Hey guys, your friendly-neighborhood unicum vetro here hitting you with a spicy guide on how to solo at 86% win rate. This trick is 100% guaranteed to work and you'll be on your way to making Garbad's ghost jealous of your purpleness in no time! The first step is to buy a T26E4 Super Pershing and load 100% APCR rounds. The second step is to hit battle and proceed to shoot all red tanks until they are dead. Do this enough times and you will be as good as Gasai__Yuno, but without the anime! Thanks for reading my guide, and please don't mention small sample size. This is 100% statistically accurate. Proof: Sorry Akula Flaksmith, SmurfReroll, SuperSapien and 60 others 63 Link to post Share on other sites
sr360 4,987 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Only 86%? MEGUSTAPOW, SmurfReroll, ZXrage and 13 others 16 Link to post Share on other sites
Vetro 751 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I'm glad I could help! SmurfReroll, tomhwk, BlackAdder and 3 others 6 Link to post Share on other sites
MacusFlash 2,270 Share Posted January 19, 2017 You are so mean. Maus driver must hate you DHP 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Victrix 2,299 Share Posted January 19, 2017 This is proven to be accurate by many other friendly neighborhood-unicums, thank you for proving to us that the process is indeed fool proof Link to post Share on other sites
dualmaster333 3,324 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I used to struggle to win any games in my T26E5 Super Pershing. The tank would simply cause me rage and I broke multiple keyboards attempting to be purple in it. Then I read Vetro's Guide on How to Solo. I followed his detailed method to improving my Super Pershing game play. His vivid description of how to use skill rounds changed my life. Now I win 120% of my games, my purple member has trebled in size, and all the ladies want me. neziho, SmurfReroll, monjardin and 34 others 37 Link to post Share on other sites
SaintLaurentius 532 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I was expecting some sorta sample size joke here, wasnt disappointed. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
SocialFlaws 246 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Hey guys! I don't mean to hijack this thread, but I just thought I would contribute with some tips on how to play the STB-1, seeing as how no one else has so far. So what you want to do with the STB-1 is to find a hill and try not to get shot, but shoot your enemies as much as possible. That's about all it takes! Thanks for reading my guide and below is some proof that I know what I'm talking about. xmenxmen2, Victrix, _Steve and 25 others 28 Link to post Share on other sites
Exasmic 85 Share Posted January 19, 2017 hey vetro I'm borderline retarded, will this guide help me? DHP, Vetro, Flaksmith and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Zepherex 3,641 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I was a dumpster at this game before reading vetro's guide. Now thanks to him i'm... still a dumpster :< PrinzEugen478, Flaksmith, Luna and 4 others 7 Link to post Share on other sites
AkulaV 232 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Mission accomplished! My original post literally just had a screenshot. I wanted to be a meme-master. But someone complained and I had to type some words. Then all the haters showed up, so I had to fight them IRL. At long last my goal has been accomplished. Thanks Vetro Va1heru, Archaic_One, Vetro and 5 others 8 Link to post Share on other sites
Exasmic 85 Share Posted January 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, AkulaV said: Mission accomplished! My original post literally just had a screenshot. I wanted to be a meme-master. But someone complained and I had to type some words. Then all the haters showed up, so I had to fight them IRL. At long last my goal has been accomplished. Thanks Vetro Akula you got any more guides coming up? I need to improve my play. Monkey and DHP 2 Link to post Share on other sites
AkulaV 232 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Just now, Exasmic said: Akula you got any more guides coming up? I need to improve my play. No amount of guides will ever help make your play better, my friend. Wait, that could be mistaken for a compliment... No amount of guides will ever help your play to not be shit, my friend. Inciatus, Machiav, Pompous_Magnus and 3 others 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Siimcy 3,522 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Thank you!!!! Ez SP 3mark. Link to post Share on other sites
OperatorError 264 Share Posted January 19, 2017 This just confirms the official forums' long standing suspicion that all unicums are just compensating for their small sample sizes. I'll be here all week. CraBeatOff, Monkey, Luna and 3 others 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Shifty_101st 1,144 Share Posted January 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Exasmic said: hey vetro I'm borderline retarded, will this guide help me? It's way too late for you dude, you've fallen from too many batchat boosts that your brain is now irreparable Link to post Share on other sites
Exasmic 85 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 hour ago, AkulaV said: No amount of guides will ever help make your play better, my friend. Wait, that could be mistaken for a compliment... No amount of guides will ever help your play to not be shit, my friend. why you do me like that Link to post Share on other sites
AkulaV 232 Share Posted January 20, 2017 4 hours ago, SocialFlaws said: Hey guys! I don't mean to hijack this thread, but I just thought I would contribute with some tips on how to play the STB-1, seeing as how no one else has so far. So what you want to do with the STB-1 is to find a hill and try not to get shot, but shoot your enemies as much as possible. That's about all it takes! Thanks for reading my guide and below is some proof that I know what I'm talking about. Reveal hidden contents Sample size not valid. You must of not run into any T95's that you had to 1v1 in those 2 matches. Please play 10,000 battles and come back with a valid sample size (and stats on the number of T95's you've killed). Also, please write a "Guide To Outplaying a T95 1v1". Flaksmith, OperatorError and CraBeatOff 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Fulcrous 2,073 Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Exasmic said: why you do me like that You could be me Actually, don't. Link to post Share on other sites
RealBattousai 248 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Guess next expected values update will have SP at 5K required damage... robosapieo, Luna, OperatorError and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
CraBeatOff 5,741 Share Posted January 20, 2017 At first I thought maybe I should moderate this, but then I decided everyone just needed upvotes. RealBattousai, Whole_Nutmeg, MEGUSTAPOW and 12 others 15 Link to post Share on other sites
Assassin7 4,353 Share Posted January 20, 2017 6 hours ago, SocialFlaws said: Hey guys! I don't mean to hijack this thread, but I just thought I would contribute with some tips on how to play the STB-1, seeing as how no one else has so far. So what you want to do with the STB-1 is to find a hill and try not to get shot, but shoot your enemies as much as possible. That's about all it takes! Thanks for reading my guide and below is some proof that I know what I'm talking about. Reveal hidden contents >Tfw my guide doesnt count Link to post Share on other sites
Luna 3,443 Share Posted January 20, 2017 36 minutes ago, Assassin7 said: >Tfw my guide doesnt count What, you think any of us come here for actual content anymore? Link to post Share on other sites
Zepherex 3,641 Share Posted January 20, 2017 42 minutes ago, Assassin7 said: >Tfw my guide doesnt count I only read guides made by black streamers k thanks Link to post Share on other sites
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