Anime Heavies Coming to Weaboo Haven

[lavawing 498]

Apparently other than the usual prem spam, world of SEAtards will also be getting this: 

Source: https://thearmoredpatrol.com/2017/03/29/wot-asia-server-leaks/

Yep. This is a bona fide anime heavy. From a weebaoo strategy game called Volt Barnacles or something along those lines. And no, there is no historical basis whatsoever. Nil. It's like the Kongzhong tanks except at least they're honest about not giving two shits about historicity this time round.

If you ask me, the tank looks like a retarded E50 in every possible way. Worse, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of gaudy clown camo they're going to give this. If there's an award for being uglier than the Liberte, this tank is going to win it.

Anyway, apparently this thing is already available on Blitz. It's a tier VII over there, but given WG's moneygrabs as of late I am willing to bet this will be a Tier 8 prem heavy, probably bundled together with some shit you don't want and absolutely don't need. These are its stats in Blitz: http://wikiwiki.jp/wotblitz/?Nameless. It carries some kind of sawed off 105mm with decentish hull armour, mammoth tracks and a thin turret like the E50. I reckon this is going to be a heavium - like a sort of bastard child between the E75 and 50. Then again it's not even a paper tank - it is pure fiction - WG can give it a 10.5cm L100 for all I care.

Remember there's probably going to be another one like this called the Edelweiss. Yes, named after the flower. I can only imagine what kind of weeb shitter would want these abominations in their garage.

And, oh, I have a confession to make. I might actually buy this tank. I want it, at least.

[leggasiini 1,567]

THAT TITLE...I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT JAP HEAVIES, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE RELATED TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyways, this kind of weeb shit should stay away from this game. And unlike Khongzong or WG fakes it doesnt even seem like it "would be" historical (yes WT E100 is retarded but atleast that AA mount existed so it "would have been real"). This thing literally looks like a cartoonish toy tank. Sorry.

[lavawing 498]

28 minutes ago, leggasiini said:

THAT TITLE...I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT JAP HEAVIES, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE RELATED TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyways, this kind of weeb shit should stay away from this game. And unlike Khongzong or WG fakes it doesnt even seem like it "would be" historical (yes WT E100 is retarded but atleast that AA mount existed so it "would have been real"). This thing literally looks like a cartoonish toy tank. Sorry.

Sorry/sumimachine no jap heavy to sate your lust. If they make one I expect something like a Chi Ri II with the 15cm derp that prints money. Sadly they seem to be happy with the Jap Tiger for now. 

Have a gr8 day gudasai

[leggasiini 1,567]

One proposal is to bump O-I Exp and O-I tiers higher, find replacement for tier 5 slot and then modify O-Ni into tier 8 premium. That seems to be best option in order to create true Jap heavy premium.

Or like you said use some kind of Chi-Ri variant as heavy but id rather see that as minibranch starting from Chi-Ri (there was planned to be further improved chi-ri aswell as "Chi-Se" or something like that with 105mm gun, stronger engine and sloped upper plate armor).

[Fianii 63]

I would buy the shit out of the Edelweiss and then complain about WG pandering to an ime weaaboos

[ComradeHX 45]

Might as well just sell Type 61 tank from gundam.

[MacusFlash 2,270]

I sit here and wait for pony tank. Soon 

[Errants 425]

5 hours ago, lavawing said:

Remember there's probably going to be another one like this called the Edelweiss. Yes, named after the flower. I can only imagine what kind of weeb shitter would want these abominations in their garage.

 

4 hours ago, Fianii said:

I would buy the shit out of the Edelweiss and then complain about WG pandering to an ime weaaboos

You mean the tank from Valkyrie Chronicle?  WHAT!?

[lavawing 498]

3 hours ago, ComradeHX said:

Might as well just sell Type 61 tank from gundam.

No double gun mechanism yet, sadly.

While we're on the topic on animu tonks, I hope they get around adding the spider tank from ghost in the shell. as a tier 8 ht, with siege mode enabled. I would throw my wallet at WG and buy them all the space hookers they want. Just add the damn thing in the game

 

[WorldConqueror 111]

33 minutes ago, Errants said:

 

You mean the tank from Valkyrie Chronicle?  WHAT!?

Yes 2 tanks from that game are coming to WoT PC. Although Edelweiss was only mentioned in the context of already being in Blitz. It's all in the link.

 

Also I really hope these don't come to NA.

[KingTrygon 13]

I would have no problem with a Girls Und Panzer Panzer IV as that is just a re-skin of an existing tank, but adding flat out video game tanks is just taking the piss. Might as well add the E-100 Krokodile and Flakpanzer Maus at this rate. At least those tanks are pretending to be historical.

[Madner Kami 405]

The vague historicity of the game flew out of the window, when they buffed the Maus recently. At this point, anything is game.

[flare_phoenix 369]

Edelweiss? Hell yeah.

[hallo1994 603]

This is not April Fools?

[lavawing 498]

2 minutes ago, hallo1994 said:

This is not April Fools?

Unfortunately, no.

[Zepherex 3,641]

They can put it in blitz. It already has fake tanks. Leave muh pc aesthetic tanks alone.

[Fianii 63]

Reminder that Serb once tried to buy the rights to Panzer Front. If that worked out we'd have E-79s and this thing running about.

Its a jet powered jadgpanzer.

[hall0 1,095]

Isn't this tank just a bad copy of the Panzer Front E79 anyway? 

[KingTrygon 13]

43 minutes ago, Fianii said:

Reminder that Serb once tried to buy the rights to Panzer Front. If that worked out we'd have E-79s and this thing running about.

Its a jet powered jadgpanzer.

Enough Wehraboos think the E-79 is real already, so they could add it in the game tomorrow claiming it is historical and probably get away with it.

[conjay810 14]

We have shit loads of fake tanks in blitz. The Nameless is a decent tier 7 heavy, but tier 7 is ruled by a whole load of fake ass tanks so....

[ThomChen114 291]

10 hours ago, lavawing said:

While we're on the topic on animu tonks, I hope they get around adding the spider tank from ghost in the shell. as a tier 8 ht, with siege mode enabled. I would throw my wallet at WG and buy them all the space hookers they want. Just add the damn thing in the game

 

the original 90s anime, bulky and imposing version?

or the latest movie adaptation that looks like a squished Lamborghini/ Ferrari tank?

 

 

[lavawing 498]

1 hour ago, ThomChen114 said:

the original 90s anime, bulky and imposing version?

or the latest movie adaptation that looks like a squished Lamborghini/ Ferrari tank?

 

 

Defos 90s version, it's like an ED209 that isn't pathetic

[ThomChen114 291]

8 minutes ago, lavawing said:

Defos 90s version, it's like an ED209 that isn't pathetic

chicken-leg walkers are awkward and are easily defeated by the same nemesis of obese people: stairs

Masamune Shirow got it right by being inspired by the far more agile and adaptable spiders

 

[Sapros 348]

Aren't clown camos cancerous enough?

[ComradeHX 45]

13 hours ago, Sapros said:

Aren't clown camos cancerous enough?

The thing about cancer is that...it doesn't stop.