_Juris 216 Share Posted May 11, 2017 So, here you are, sitting around with a stable of Clan Wars (yes, they are still a thing) viable tier 10 tanks, with a dank 3k+ damage per game in them, and you're depressed because you don’t know what to do with them? Are you tired of trying to use your unicum powers for the benefit of random pubbies who don’t appreciate your efforts when you drag them kicking and screaming to a win, and who probably rage-post about that one time you failed to carry them to a totally undeserved victory on the rare occasions when you lose? Have you ever been listed on the “bust and report hackers” website or similar? Are you able to not be a complete rage monkey while on Teamspeak? Are your memes at least 8/8? Would you like to get tier 10 reward tanks without having to spam 100+ battles per person during the campaign? You may be exactly the kind of tanker VILIN is looking for. We are always recruiting active, skilled, and team-oriented players who, above all else, savor the opportunity for good fights on the Global Map and in other competitive settings. We offer reasonable gold payouts (depending on activity), the opportunity to be on winning League and Tournament teams, constant opportunities to platoon with excellent players, and one of the best battles fought per tank acquired in recent Clan Wars Campaigns. Our Requirements 8,000 Battles (of which a significant portion should be at tier 10) 2000 WN8 Overall 58% Winrate Overall 3000 WN8 Recent 62% Winrate Recent 4+ Clan Wars Viable Tanks with ~3k DPG Recent These are a baseline, and exceptions can be made if you have a compelling case - skill-wise, we are more interested in your recent performance in tier 10 tanks than anything else. If you are close to meeting our requirements, we strongly encourage you to talk to one of our Recruiters, Personnel Officers, or Executive Officers - even if we turn you down initially, you are not barred from re-applying (unless you really try), and we have many current VILIN members who were not accepted upon their initial application and evaluation. If you are interested in applying to VILIN and using your powers for delicious, delicious evil, please fill out our application form. Once you have done so, stop by our Teamspeak (192.223.24.129) and talk to any Recruiter or Officer. Generally, our recruitment process is to review your application between all our Recruiters and Officers, and then decide whether or not to accept you into our evaluation program. If you are accepted for the evaluation program, we will have you platoon with our Evaluators, and likely also join us in some tier 8 (or tier 10, if you get lucky) Strongholds so that we can evaluate your skills in a competitive setting. Although we try to be proactive about this, it is your responsibility as a recruit seek out opportunities to be evaluated, and to remind your Evaluators to fill out our evaluation form. Think of it as a meta-evaluation - we want active and proactive players, so if you can’t be bothered to get people to evaluate you, you probably don’t want in badly enough. The best ways to get into VILIN are to (1) be good at a variety of different tier 10 tanks, (2) be focused on winning matches, especially when in platoon and in competitive settings, and (3) be a reasonable communicator. The best ways to be mocked behind your back after your eval platoons are done are to (1) ignore pub match wins to sit on the redline and farm the damages, (2) have a suitably cancerous personality that you can’t subdue to somewhat normal human levels, (3) only be in it for the golds/reward tanks, and/or (4) play like a pubstar idiot in competitive settings. This isn’t a joke - these are all things people have done openly and deliberately during their evaluations, with predictable results for them. If you avoid those kinds of things, the worst that will happen is that you’ll have some fun, and probably get some advice about what to improve in your gameplay before re-applying. Whole_Nutmeg, HemanathanRX7, SkittlesOfSteeI and 13 others 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flare_phoenix 369 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Vilin is an anime clan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zepherex 3,641 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Dads wood workshop is open? :^) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_Juris 216 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Zepherex said: Dads wood workshop is open? :^) Always. It is known that VILIN dads have the best wood. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SchnitzelTruck 3,589 Share Posted May 11, 2017 50 minutes ago, _Juris said: Always. It is known that VILIN dads have the best wood. But is it hard or soft wood ADeadMan1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saru_richard 105 Share Posted May 12, 2017 you're guys waifu's are shit Megumin, Shifty_101st, flare_phoenix and 7 others 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarine0341 4,972 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Holy fuck you cant even use your vs you're right... Archaic_One 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SkittlesOfSteeI 1,680 Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 hours ago, saru_richard said: you're guys waifu's are shit Don't go trying and start Waifu War 3 (WW3) in our thread please. This is a positive vibe zone free of the malignant tumours that are arty and high alpha HE guns. Really though, anime is the true evil that tears a clan apart. It's not CW 2.0 or trying to maintain the balance of skill and activity. It's the way that anime creates segregation in clans between the "weebs" and the "non-weebs". Please try not to bring up touchy subjects such as this and politics as it usually results in unrest and inflammatory remarks. ~Head of the Purples Ensuring Negativity Is Stopped movement. Meows SchnitzelTruck, flare_phoenix, _Juris and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saru_richard 105 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 minute ago, SkittlesOfSteeI said: Don't go trying and start Waifu War 3 (WW3) in our thread please. This is a positive vibe zone free of the malignant tumours that are arty and high alpha HE guns. Really though, anime is the true evil that tears a clan apart. It's not CW 2.0 or trying to maintain the balance of skill and activity. It's the way that anime creates segregation in clans between the "weebs" and the "non-weebs". Please try not to bring up touchy subjects such as this and politics as it usually results in unrest and inflammatory remarks. ~Head of the Purples Ensuring Negativity Is Stopped movement. Meows guess i need to find new ways to mess around in recruitment threads..... ._. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SkittlesOfSteeI 1,680 Share Posted May 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, saru_richard said: guess i need to find new ways to mess around in recruitment threads..... ._. To be honest you just need to avoid touchy subjects as it may offend people with inferior tastes. But we're still up for banter, whether it be about the chem trail runoff that's turning our frogs gay and making our salamanders rainbow coloured or how the VK 10000000001P is just a device that wargaming used to make 440 alpha the norm at tier 8 so they could introduce the defender is all fair game. We're talkative people. Talk to us about how you've been bouncing to on your boy's wn8 for hours on end and how it made you feel warm inside, or how much you want our glorious field commander ZibbleZobble to pen the rear of your 50B with his Type 5 HE shells. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HemanathanRX7 136 Share Posted May 12, 2017 good luck in recruitment, please don't let the memes die :^) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neziho 179 Share Posted May 12, 2017 7 hours ago, saru_richard said: you're guys waifu's are shit Implying all waifus aren't trash. TheMarine0341 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
map381 264 Share Posted May 12, 2017 8 hours ago, TheMarine0341 said: Holy fuck you cant even use your vs you're right... What do you expect, he learned from you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarine0341 4,972 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 hour ago, map381 said: What do you expect, he learned from you And I, you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
allied_general 0 Share Posted May 12, 2017 LOL @ _Juris Best recruitment post I've seen in ages... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_Juris 216 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, allied_general said: LOL @ _Juris Best recruitment post I've seen in ages... Thanks fam! I must also appropriately credit @Dogbeast for dank image editing skills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flare_phoenix 369 Share Posted May 12, 2017 10 hours ago, neziho said: Implying all waifus aren't trash. YOU'RE TRASH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
1n_Soviet_Russia 1,299 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 5/11/2017 at 0:13 PM, Zepherex said: Dads wood workshop is open? :^) Thats my ♂ D E E P ♂ D A R K ♂ F A N T A S Y ♂ D E E P ♂ D A R K ♂ F A N T A S Y ♂ Vilin was a pretty good clan, would reccomend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SchnitzelTruck 3,589 Share Posted May 12, 2017 48 minutes ago, 1n_Soviet_Russia said: Vilin was a pretty good clan, would reccomend. Truth. I had no complaints during my time there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SkittlesOfSteeI 1,680 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Join for stimulating conversations Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_Juris 216 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 On 5/12/2017 at 0:33 AM, SkittlesOfSteeI said: Talk to us about how you've been bouncing to on your boy's wn8 for hours on end and how it made you feel warm inside, or how much you want our glorious field commander ZibbleZobble to pen the rear of your 50B with his Type 5 HE shells. Okay, when did P3Z take over your account? TheMarine0341 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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