[_-W-_] Wolverines is recruiting!

[clownshoes2 334]

W is currently recruiting inactive purple rerolls! Even if you only have 1 or 2 tier 10's that's not a problem. Only on once a week for a few hours? Not an issue! 

So come see me on our TS and we'll get you right into the clan!

[Zepherex 3,641]

What in the autism 

[Deus__Ex__Machina 989]

You guys are better than this

[clownshoes2 334]

Lol. No autism. We just want inactive purples to raise our stats. Because stats win CW.

[Shifty_101st 1,144]

3 hours ago, clownshoes2 said:

Lol. No autism. We just want inactive purples to raise our stats. Because stats win CW.

Talk to Noobwargamer_reborn from 11A_D he knows all about how stats supposedly win clan wars

Also no offense but I literally have 80% of your clan on my ignore list for xvm focusing in artillery, pushing me out along with clan mates and teammates, and overall just generally cucking up matches but I don't think I have you on my ignore list so you must be nice  

[clownshoes2 334]

Shifty, we have rolled over our player base. There are many new faces. BUT, I digress, apparently getting rid of sub 1500wn8 players and replacing them with 1600+ wn8 players and higher isn't what management wants. They want inactive Purple rerolls. So, guys, I may be a bit salty about it, but hey, if you have a purple reroll account that you want in a clan...hit me up. Because scrambling to find players for CW battles at the 1 min mark is SO MUCH FUN!

9 hours ago, Deus__Ex__Machina said:

You guys are better than this

No, we were TRYING to  be better but purple re rolls with 1 tier 10 are where its at apparently.

[Zepherex 3,641]

11 hours ago, Deus__Ex__Machina said:

You guys are better than this

No they aren't lmao. Pretty sure at this point this guy is trying to get kicked for calling out his clan. 

 

Why is this an emote ^^ ?

 

[yoyoya2 528]

[Strigonx 442]

4 hours ago, clownshoes2 said:

Shifty, we have rolled over our player base. There are many new faces. BUT, I digress, apparently getting rid of sub 1500wn8 players and replacing them with 1600+ wn8 players and higher isn't what management wants. They want inactive Purple rerolls. So, guys, I may be a bit salty about it, but hey, if you have a purple reroll account that you want in a clan...hit me up. Because scrambling to find players for CW battles at the 1 min mark is SO MUCH FUN!

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Memes aside, your clan management needs to gas themslves.

Also i concur with shifty, i hav a lot of W members on the blacklist for being massive cunts

[clownshoes2 334]

3 hours ago, Zepherex said:

No they aren't lmao. Pretty sure at this point this guy is trying to get kicked for calling out his clan. 

 

Why is this an emote ^^ ?

 

No, I've been trying to recruit guys that are good and NOT dicks in pubs and make things better but hey, that's not what they want, so now I have to find purple rerolls.

[yoda76 2]

Am I on your ban list

[Egospartan 13]

yes..

 

[yoda76 2]

too funny - I have never been banned and I do not do the things mentioned in this port.  Ok then

[SchnitzelTruck 3,600]

How2InflateEmbarassingClanStats

1. Make new account

2. Play 10 bot training battles and get 10k wn8 (the first 10 count for wn8)

3. Invite BotSlayingUberMensch to clan

4. Repeat steps 1 through 3

 

/!\ WARNING /!\

DOES NOT CHANGE YOUR CLAN REPUTATION OR SKILL

/!\ WARNING /!\

 

Also your clan is gayer than my ball clenching silver tights and purple banana hammock 

[clownshoes2 334]

2 minutes ago, SchnitzelTruck said:

How2InflateEmbarassingClanStats

1. Make new account

2. Play 10 bot training battles and get 10k wn8 (the first 10 count for wn8)

3. Invite BotSlayingUberMensch to clan

4. Repeat steps 1 through 3

 

/!\ WARNING /!\

DOES NOT CHANGE YOUR CLAN REPUTATION OR SKILL

/!\ WARNING /!\

 

Also your clan is gayer than my ball clenching silver tights and purple banana hammock 

You say its gay like gay is a bad thing. we all bleed red.

[SchnitzelTruck 3,600]

5 minutes ago, clownshoes2 said:

You say its gay like gay is a bad thing. we all bleed red.

However most of us aren't bleeding out the ass

[clownshoes2 334]

Just now, SchnitzelTruck said:

However most of us aren't bleeding out the ass

That's because I'm a sloppy party bottom and I love being bred.

[Egospartan 13]

3 hours ago, clownshoes2 said:

You say its gay like gay is a bad thing. we all bleed red.

Just out of different body orifices

[ProfessorMunroe 36]

On 6/7/2017 at 9:48 PM, clownshoes2 said:

Lol. No autism. We just want inactive purples to raise our stats. Because stats win CW.

but you already have me