Orzel's Degeneracy Corner [Not really safe/Enter at own risk!]

[MagicalFlyingFox 1,022]

12 hours ago, orzel286 said:

I'll post my results later, spoiler is in "all" slot  of my support list Who do I roll for next though? Summer Ilya/Kiara? Douman? Ushivenger is a must.

Niiice, how was the damage?

 

I ended up having to go through my banked gift cards

And to make matters worse, i got fucking 2 in the one roll.

[orzel286 299]

1 hour ago, MagicalFlyingFox said:

Niiice, how was the damage?

Here's the full story:

I always wanted Melt, never got her, she got away this time as well, but!

MEGA MILK np2 (this roll was just before anniverssary)

GSSR:

YUS, Bunny Shishou soon then, woooooo!

Triplets np2.

So... 90 sq. And guess how much sq I got now, after rolling a bit and stopping after Lip np2, then getting sq from all the fragments? 891. And it'll be gone with the wind once I decide to roll for someone I'd like, I just know it. Gacha giveth and gacha taketh away.

[MagicalFlyingFox 1,022]

 

I used up in excess of 500sq worth of rolls for castoria. I havent counted exactly because it was painful.

 

I got Techi with GSSR. Little sparrow needs to be leveled. I also got HOT WHEELS and a fuck lost of 4*s while rolling for castoria. A lot of my 4*s are very high np now.

[orzel286 299]

I forgor that Lolivinci will be on rate-up as well...

7 tickets, lmao.

[MagicalFlyingFox 1,022]

reeeeeeeeeeee

[orzel286 299]

Hi.

I'm back. Missed me? Ah.... Anyway!

Summer went well. Reasonably.

Swimsuit nun. Can I haz standard nun as well? Please?

Luckily I don't have Sigurd, so I can have her for myself without command spells.

Again: why can't I have standard Iliya? Gacha pls.

Damn, she's MASSIVE.

Gamer waifu and Nyantalante, noice.

Trying to get Himiko and Jalter... Didn't go well. Consolation prizes only.

I'm a sucker for skin tight clothes.

Oh, another Suzuka. Wish we got her christmas version, ONORE ARUKEIDO!!!

I wanted a new waifu, not an old man. Why are you like this fgo?

And a slightly younger man...

A mammoth*.

I hate doing interludes. They could've been interlewds, but Mash instead of joining the fun is a constant cockblock. Wasted potential.

 

Ah, Ultimate Shikikan: Waifuboats. 4th JP anniversary stream was GOLD, Two moments stood out: Merkuria riding mechanical bull, and... Testing the FEATURES of New Jersey mousepad. I didn't know whether I should laugh or wank, so I did both. There were some nice events, I did some retrofits... And I'm no longer an f2p. I just had to buy Shinanos racing skin and Kashinos doorstuck one. The absolute dump truck they have, whoooooa.

I got blessed.

New member of the Enty police is also Hot Maid Ship.

Smol large destroyer.

I want to pinch her cheeks, headpat and hug her.

Another Lolivinci. That zipper is in a great spot as well.

The idol version looks a bit less flat.

Her smug face looks super cute.

ROMA INTENSIFIES

Even if by a tiny bit, thighs getting squeezed by clothing won't ever escape my attention!

Demon thighs.

There's nothing light about her top parts.

Stacked sub, nice feet, what a combo. I think I have all the sumbarines now, wooooooooo!

The... Windows on her inner thighs just activate my neurons.

OMG THE THICCNESS.

I look different? Sorry for being so ugly...

I have waited for so long! One of the most elusive maids is in my port.

HOLY SHIT. Now that's a retrofit worth doing just for the art upgrade!

Singing Gascan. :v

Lewd af. She even has handles!

Hone my sword!

Just because the fort guns are old doesn't mean they won't hurt if you get too close, dum-dum. Also: Hipper is the only flat one LMAO.

PR progress! Nice thiccness for a light cruiser.

And with yandere idol fox, I have completed every standard gacha pool in AL. Take that fgo.

Atdan boat = feet art imminent.

Shop boat dropped from gacha, and earlier than ships with higher rates. Saves a lot of grinding.

MOMMYsashi! FLOOF THE EARS AND TAILS! Bury my face in her... Tanks! Super long legs! FEET! Judging by Shinanos standard - massive dump truck! Ultra rare? Ultra boner! And in less than 100 pulls as well iirc!

Emo boat lol.

I command you to take my headpats you cute little floof!

Teaseboat looks better

Stop bullying her in pvp!

A cat is fine too.

Tired saberface boat.

Hunter-chan, where's your doggo?...

 

I have also watched AL anime, both the meh one and Slow Ahead... The second one is 100% canon, 10/10, SEASON 2 WHEN YOSTAR? I want to see my boats doing cute things and see all the fanservice! At least Queens orders have been announced, so looking forwward to that.

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QoL updates in fgo... Most of them irrelevant. We also got: glitches, freezes, people getting hard locked out of their accounts. I can't decide whether to laugh at people who were pissing themselves before it went live or be amazed (yet again) at how wargaming-y dw/lasagna is. Fucking incredible.