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All reward boats from AL event are get, pretty much everything that I wanted from FGO event shop as well, threw a couple of tickets at gacha - Dechi flew away... Should I watch Prisma Zwei in preparation for the next event (watched the first season some time ago)?

Since Mamatsuri and Pekomama got rather popular after they appeared on streams, I think Yagoo should make HoloMILFS.

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7 hours ago, orzel286 said:

All reward boats from AL event are get, pretty much everything that I wanted from FGO event shop as well, threw a couple of tickets at gacha - Dechi flew away... Should I watch Prisma Zwei in preparation for the next event (watched the first season some time ago)?

Since Mamatsuri and Pekomama got rather popular after they appeared on streams, I think Yagoo should make HoloMILFS.

Zwei is good, Drei is a bit heavy on the plot and light on the pedophilia so you probably won't like it. Manga is updated at the pace of a Type 5 crawling up the hill on Himmelsdorf so we won't get any-vier soon.

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On 1/8/2021 at 4:38 AM, lavawing said:

heavy on the plot and light on the pedophilia

wdym?

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11 hours ago, MagicalFlyingFox said:

Expect to get emotionally scarred.

How do you kill something that's already dead? :v

 

After watching some of HonakoGreen shenanigans, I think I NEED Caenis. Bad boigirl? Check. Stronk af? Check. Dark skin? Check. Long legs with THICC thighs? Check.

Yup, I can't wait to get bonked by her spear.

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Pizzabotes event in AL soon.... FORMIDABLE! White pantyhose is my weakness, please step on me Formidable!

Some progress in lewd bote game has been made:

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Finally! Both Poi and gold blueprint for the first time (the most reliable equipment blueprint for me being research, which is not good).

Wait... Why is she loud at night?...

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Oh wow, I actually got Hiryuu "Big sister's feet are the best in the world~!" Alter, strengthening her though... Looks like a hell of a grind, oof.

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Only a couple more retrofit blueprints and the resident Baka will be fully retro'd, this will take a couple of months and then...

 

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I got carried away a bit... ~10 tickets and ~150 sq for Sanzang np2 and Miyu. Gotta save sq for summer and Memelin. :feelsbad:

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I'd like to post something, but Chloe drained my magical energy... And I'm not complaining!

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Pizzabote event in azur lane ended, my non-existent luck with equipment blueprints balances out my gacha luck in this game it seems, I only managed one albacore...

Oh, well, hopefully it will be added to war archives one day.

Anyway! Waifubotes-from-gacha showcase!

 

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Qipao, one of my weaknesses, one of the ships I wanted from day 1, finally in my haremport!

 

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Holy mother of... I think her blood flow is restricted, trying to fit such THICCNESS into tight thighights.

 

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White legwear, another one of my weakesses! STEP ON ME FORMIDABLE!

 

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CUTE! And reminds me of Anchovy from girls und panzer, which is a plus.

 

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Another member of the THICC THIGH gang.

 

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One of the most lewded AL botes, her swimsuit skin is really something.

It only took me what, 50 cubes to get them all? And there were quite a lot of ships to get outside gacha, Overall, great success, I guess? Now, onto the next event with more cute ships!

I have one thing to say about FGO valentines event: YU CE.

BY THE POWER OF MY COMMAND SPELLS, STEP ON ME YU!

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1 hour ago, orzel286 said:

Pizzabote event in azur lane ended, my non-existent luck with equipment blueprints balances out my gacha luck in this game it seems, I only managed one albacore...

Oh, well, hopefully it will be added to war archives one day.

Anyway! Waifubotes-from-gacha showcase!

 

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Qipao, one of my weaknesses, one of the ships I wanted from day 1, finally in my haremport!

 

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Holy mother of... I think her blood flow is restricted, trying to fit such THICCNESS into tight thighights.

 

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White legwear, another one of my weakesses! STEP ON ME FORMIDABLE!

 

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CUTE! And remings me of Anchovy from girls und panzer, which is a plus.

 

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Another member of the THICC THIGH gang.

 

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One of the most lewded AL botes, her swimsuit skin is really something.

It only took me what, 50 cubes to get them all? And there were quite a lot of ships to get outside gacha, Overall, great success, I guess? Now, onto the next event with more cute ships!

I have one thing to say about FGO valentines event: YU CE.

BY THE POWER OF MY COMMAND SPELLS, STEP ON ME YU!

welcome back duuude congrats on the pizza b0tes

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Did some rolls for the lunar new year today, one boat from rate-up missing, with over 110k gold and 397 cubes left, +one boat as grind reward is not get yet. And 392/394 port, lol.

 

Totally unrelated random thing that's been bugging me for years now: why do I sometimes swap "g" with "d" and vice versa, both on keyboard and when writing by hand? O_o It's a brain defect isn't it?

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG, MY KOKORO IS SUFFERING FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD

I said I don't have time for more gacha, but I'm VERY tempted now.

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Genshin devs apparently don't like Hu Tao leaking. :feelsbad:

Anyway! Got some interesting boats from That Lewd Warship Game:

 

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Wait, is that Keqing? :poi:

 

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And Mash? We're reaching crossover levels that shouldn't be possible!

 

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Ah, tanned/dark skin, one of my biggest turn-ons (which is why I have trouble getting through the first episode of Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru). And red hair! And... A chuuni? Eh? Well, that's a bit unexpected, I don't know that much about her service history, maybe uncle Drach will explain it one day.

 

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A long-legged dd, noice!

 

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Took me about... 100 cubes to get the littl... The other sister. Both of them are super cute (especially their skins). Even if a bit... Obsolete. No worries, my fleet welcomes all! In fact: Best GILF Mikasa has been doing her stint as a flagship of one of my fleets during the grind for:

 

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THICC ONI MOMMY! Only 2 more waifubotes remaining and my pr1 grind is over, yay!

So, what about FGO? Well, one bad boi finally got to bond 10

 

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Say what you want, I still want h-scene at bond 10. And Yu to step on me. In other news: Less than 800k points and all the lores from this event are mine! Yay!

 

Oh! I forgot, and this is BIG NEWS! Apparently Akai Haato, after a titanic struggle, the War In Heavens, finally defeated Haachama! Or at least drove her off into the void/warp/hell/under the bed. Cursed content ends and seiso begins? Well for Haato - maybe; overall? I think that the Yagoo's "idol company" dream is long gone and beyond saving - and he knows it.

Poor Yagoo...

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BB event in FGO - wow, it's just another grindfest. Back to back with valentine's. Why was anyone hyped for this? Was anyone hyped for this?

 

On the other hand: NEW VODKA SHIPS INCOMING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Over 400 cubes, I'm ready!

My 400/404 dock:

 

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19 hours ago, orzel286 said:

Why was anyone hyped for this? Was anyone hyped for this?

no. I just want my fucking veterans week. Next event will also start as soon as this event ends.


FUCK

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5 hours ago, MagicalFlyingFox said:

Next event will also start as soon as this event ends

:rabble:

LET US REST DEVS!

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Eh, I'm not rolling anymore. Will spend a couple of tickets for Waver sometime in April, I guess?

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1 hour ago, MagicalFlyingFox said:

Reinnes El Melloi

Erm, wife of that El Melloi dude from Waver event?

Command spells are for NTR!

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1 hour ago, orzel286 said:

Erm, wife of that El Melloi dude from Waver event?

Command spells are for NTR!

She's like, 14....

 

Its lord el melloi the 1st's (kayneth from fate zero) neice.

https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Reines_El-Melloi_Archisorte

 

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1 hour ago, MagicalFlyingFox said:

She's like, 14....

Lul.

Erm... There's no FBI in chaldea! Even if mistakes were made I'm still safe! Right?

BB reaction to my horni level:

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Me: Yes.

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