Midway upon the journey of this my online tanking life.
I found meself consorting with pubbies so red,
For the straightforward pathway to 5000 DPG had been lost
Ah me! how hard a thing it is to recall
What was this pubbie slobbering, savage, and stupid,
Which in the very thought renews the fear of low DPG.
So bitter is it, death by fagtillery is little more;
But of the blues and light purples to treat, which there I found,
Speak will I of the other players I