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13 minutes ago, Skell said:

cant call cheaters scum, i see the error of my way

 

also what in the fuck @FeeTFooD

We literally found someone's cremated remains. Should I add that i'm the leading horticulturalist at an aged care facility that backs on to bushland? My guess is the deceased wanted their remains spread in the bush and the family member was like "fuck it" and dumped the box. What really gets me is that there was still bone present - it hadn't been mechanically crushed like cremations normally are.

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26 minutes ago, FeeTFooD said:

We literally found someone's cremated remains. Should I add that i'm the leading horticulturalist at an aged care facility that backs on to bushland? My guess is the deceased wanted their remains spread in the bush and the family member was like "fuck it" and dumped the box. What really gets me is that there was still bone present - it hadn't been mechanically crushed like cremations normally are.

They were cremated and in the tacky plastic memorial box. Someone was probably in a hurry and chucked them. Or they changed their mind where they were going to spread the ashes and left them on top of the car and that is where they landed.

Either way, you could just as easily found a stash of pornos and you'd complain that they weren't suitably recycled.

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6 minutes ago, JOC469 said:

They were cremated and in the tacky plastic memorial box. Someone was probably in a hurry and chucked them. Or they changed their mind where they were going to spread the ashes and left them on top of the car and that is where they landed.

Either way, you could just as easily found a stash of pornos and you'd complain that they weren't suitably recycled.

Wooden box, easily 10+ years old and not in a spot commonly accessed by vehicles.

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Tonight's example of how do they even work out how to breathe was brought to you by a borsig trying to carry a game. Was using the 150mm vs 2 arties. Sits still just manages to kill one. Not bad. Other arty spotted, 100m away. Borsig hides behind corpse. Ok, probably not what i would have done, but could work. Pokes out, sits still again... aims. Aims. Aims... then shoots it with... HE!!!!!! And... doesn't pen... BUT, sets it alight so we win. If i was a throw things at the monitor sort of guy, things would have been thrown.

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I shold send you a copy of the Black Prince battle we had last night where the enemy have a vK28.01 left.  Our full health JP II who is clearly botting is sitting near our cap hurr-durring and firing occassionally.  Our S-51 and IS-6 are capping, the IS-6 behind a wreck.  Get within 10 seconds of capping and the VK shoots the wreck the IS-6 is hiding behind - we've got this - and with 5 seconds to go the IS-6 leaves cap to drive in the direction the VK shot from.  VK runs around the map.  Kills the S-51.  IS-6 goes back to cap.  VK HE's IS-6 to death...  lost.

Fuck you -QT-.  Fuck you.

 

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14 hours ago, FeeTFooD said:

We literally found someone's cremated remains. Should I add that i'm the leading horticulturalist at an aged care facility that backs on to bushland? My guess is the deceased wanted their remains spread in the bush and the family member was like "fuck it" and dumped the box. What really gets me is that there was still bone present - it hadn't been mechanically crushed like cremations normally are.

Maybe thats why they said fuck it and dumped the box given seeing your loved ones bones would be a bit of a shock...

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Was 1/6 running the t-54 mod 1 last night.

4/6 games tier 10 games.

Out of the two tier 8 games, one was overlord where a T28 proto, type 59, borsig and is6 all decided to go beach, so of course we get steamrolled in field whilst they're effectively out of the game.

Average W/R of beach goers: 46%

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Got that while padding playing tier 6 with Suggy last night. The other teams O-Ho should have carried the game, instead he went beach and spent all game fucking around with our mouthbreathing triple T-150 plat. Siggy somehow led a glorious rape train through the 9 line in his KV-2, because Stalin, and we cleaned up 15-4.

WG should really put in some sort of idiocy award for players who go to the beach.

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20 hours ago, bolagnaise said:

I  will now ramble about on about Peeky shitter for 11 mins.

 

That mod you weren't sure about was an extended shadow mod. Sometimes chameleon or similar. It shows the tanks shadow where it was last spotted so you can still see it. It also shows the last know HP of the tank.

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