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WTB: Campy pedobear damage whores for testing

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Are you a campy bitch?

Do you like to farm damage?

Are you a pedobear?

 

If you answered 'yes,' I have the opportunity for you!  I need a few people to play a few games in a M18 hellcat to test damage output under a few conditions.  I will specify exactly what gear and such you need; platooning is ok.  Pay DOE; will be arbitrarily close to zero.

 

CALL TODAY!

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Requirements:

 

- A hellcat

- Be willing to play 50-100 games under controlled conditions and record stats (using software)

- Have at a minimum a 2.5 skill crew in the hellcat

- Be willing to respec crew skills and gear exactly as I ask (may require gold, 90% is ok)

- Have a pulse (at least be a green 60 day stats)

 

I don't really care if you shoot gold or platoon, but I prefer more defensive or snipey playstyle.  I don't care that much though as long as you are decent.

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I'm game...

When would this start?

PS: You should try Nightspear, as well. He is one of the best Hellcatters and natural campers I have ever played with.

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I'd be willing. Forcing me to play campy might be good for me.

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I'll consider it.  I think I meet the minimum level of non-scrubbiness.

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I'd come back, but you'd need to gift me 100 dollars worth of gold and credits. 

 

I'll gift you 10k gold if you manage to pad my E 50 M's DPG up to 4k

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